In honor of what would have been Princess Diana’s 50th birthday on Friday, Newsweek pulled out the Photoshop zombie tool and brought her back to life on their cover next to Duchess Kate. I’d like to call this Newsweek’s annual “….The Fuck Is This?” cover. If Kate Middleton didn’t always have twirling crowns in her eyes, she wouldn’t be making smiles at Zombie Diana, that’s for damn sure.
I once made out with my piece in the parking lot of a church where a relative’s funeral was taking place (AND I wore white socks with black shoes), so I am the last person who should ever comment on shit being tasteless, but really?! Newsweek also knighted itself as Sir Fuckery by including an extra long “What if?” article by Tina Brown, which asks the question no one was asking: What would Princess Diana’s life be like today?
One thing I do know is that if Princess Diana was alive today she sure as hell wouldn’t be wearing a rattan plate charger from Pier 1 as a hat! And hasn’t Prince Hot Ginge been through enough*?!!
And coming soon from Newsweek: If dinosaurs were alive today, would we dress them up in tutus and take them to the groomer to get their anuses bleached?
* Yes, by enough I mean me constantly cyber slobbering all over his ginger scepter any chance I get.