Lenny Kravitz Prefers The Classics

June 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Looking like the bouncer to the apocalypse gateway, Lenny Kravitz strut his ass all around SoHo in NYC yesterday afternoon while trying to look as inconspicuous as possible. You know, I prefer Lenny’s old timey rotary shit (made by Alexander Graham LOOKATME) to the Bluetooth crap that makes hos act and look like crazed schizophrenics. But my only complaint about this mess is how big that phone is. You know how much space that takes up in his manpurse?! It could at least serve other purposes. It should be a phone dildo! Or a phone flask! Or better yet, a dildo phone flask (“Can you fuck me now?”)! Now that is a real invention!

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