Kate Gosselin Likes Shit Clean!
General Kate and her army of sad midgets keep a tight ship!! RadarOnline has a sneak peek of an upcoming episode of "Kate Plus 8" that captures the Sweat Shop Mother of the Year, 2011 in action.
In the video, Mommy dearest and her pack of soon-to-be-runaways are baking "special treats" for the patients of a local dialysis center where Kate used to work (cut to Annie Wilkes shaking her head). Stay sharp, Kate Plus Hate is in the neighborhood spreading sunshine (her words HA!)!!!
She's quoted as saying "the only excuse for messes is carelessness"... I'm thinking Jon Gosselin is being a little more careful nowadays! You know, I wouldn't be surprised if, after the cameras quit rolling, she marched those little fuckers out single file to the camera crew's trailer and had them clean up their shit!!! Kate don't play!
She also blurted out a line that I've heard a time or two in my life, however, it was usualy being mumble out of some drunk chick's mouth around 3am... "If it turns into a mess, you are instantly done, I'm not in to that!!!!"
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Q: When does shit go from being 'Clean Shit' to 'Not-Clean Shit'?
I know I personally have two lazy children and am not proud of that so every time I see Kate making her kids clean up after themselves I find it inspiring. They're going to end up with great work ethics. When you have that many kids, chaos could quickly take over so they HAVE to be neat.
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When you're met with a lazy husband or become a single parent ... you have no choice but to conduct some type of order in your home. If that means becoming a bitch, then so be it! She has 8 children under toe ... they need boundaries. She sets them. Unlike her ex who was too busy flaunting his teenager girlfriend for the first year of their divorce. Talk about dodging responsibility and priorities.
The only thing I dont care for is her new persona. Stop it with the extensions, labels, make overs, and vacations. Sock the money away ...and stop living high on the hog. The fame WILL come to an end eventually and she'll still have financial responsibility for 8 kids. You can tell that these kids want for nothing. Not sure she's instilling any core values in them. She's a publicity seeker at this point. Good luck to all of them!
C'mon, she has eight kids. She needs to maintain order and discipline or things will turn into anarchy. The kids seem fine and there is nothing wrong with rules. If they were running around like wild heathens, she would be crucified for that too. Give her a break.
This crazy bitch needs a seriously hard fucking. And that's it. That's her problem: cock deficiency. A sexual marathon with a well hung man would make her nice again. Too bad she's so repelling and gross.
OOPS Sorry but my Keyboard had a battery Problem;
If everyone was as clean and perfect as Kate our kids wouldn't be a fat mess like nowdays.
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Submitted by Crystalfabulous on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 8:19pm.
What make awesome and interesting is that she isn't a lazy ass and can do evrything like you should instead of laying around on our lazy asses and i speak for myself and you who get mad at what I just said.
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*blink*
Can you try that again in English?
Submitted by Defined1 on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 1:47pm.
I don't know why, but I have sympathy for her. If I had 8 kids and a useless husband, I would be a bitch too.
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Exactly what I was thinking. Kids constantly make messes and it's frustrating. Multiply that by eight and sometimes you can lose it. Mothers aren't perfect. They are actual people who have actual flaws.
Why is this still on TV?
You can't pray a lie.
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What make awesome and interesting is that she isn't a lazy ass and can do evrything like you should instead of laying around on our lazy asses and i speak for myself and you who get mad at what I just said.
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Gosselin is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.
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Submitted by Lollipop on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 7:10pm.
I'm taking bets on which kid is going to hack her to death in her sleep.
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$100 on Alexis.
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God, that is one mean looking bitch!
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They should use her pic as aversion therapy for those "Sixteen and Pregnant" girls.
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I'm taking bets on which kid is going to hack her to death in her sleep. The others will help clean up by shoving her in pieces down the garbage disposal. And they will know how to do a clean job, thanks to Mommy Dearest. Nancy Grace will play hell trying to figure out which little psycho did it.
"There's a sucker born every minute."
Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 6:25pm.
NIce look, my dick just hid behind my balls.
Hell, *I*just hid behind your balls too.
You could febreeze that shit though! dayum
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
NIce look, my dick just hid behind my balls.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 5:22pm.
...you know the type that save they vomit in containers and store it in the back of they closet and shit. And I'm being optimistic here. This is the best case scenario, people. You know I'm right.
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Oh, yeah, I do know the type........
My bulimic sister stored hers in the closet in a garbage bag until the bag got so full that her and her also bulimic friend tried dragging it down the stairs and out of the house. Of course the bag broke spewing nasty who-knows-how-old honk all over our house and carpet. Nasty!
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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*
I also read that she covered all the counters with plastic garbage bags and threatened death if any sugar got in the cracks.
"If you mess, you have to clean it up!"
It's like, wire hanger redux.
I am seriously thinking of getting my MA is pyschology.
Even if my only patients were these kids, I'd make money.
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GERONIMO!
LOL I think "shut your hole" and "smoke a bowl" should be combined into one tag.
This fucking harpy... her kids are going to grow up to hate her, wait what am I saying? They already hate her and this will only grow. I can't wait until they are teens - you think Weston Cage is bad?? LOLOLOLOL And the book they will write? To get attention and stay in the public eye? And who taught them that?
Guaranteed this cunt never EVER gets laid again. Giving birth to the sextuplets is the last time a body part of any other human being is going in and/or out of her vag except maybe at the gynecologist's office but that's not for fun or prizes, it's just business. (Anyway the gyno could probably examine her all the way to her cervix with binoculars and a flashlight, from across the room, but I digress.)
No guy is that hard up to bother tryna fuck her - it's not worth the aggravation. (Not when he can buy a bottle of baby oil for like $3 and Xtube is free.) Can you imagine the nagging and bitching in the bedroom?? (not to mention the aformentioned stretched out, battered cooch). THANKYOUBUTNO.
Gentlemen, amirite?
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
@WTFOMGLOL
HAaaa! That instantly comes to mind every time I see this bitch-monger.
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Only without the Klass or Success of Ms. Dunaway/Crawford (take your pick). :\
just mean to the bone, and proud of it.
... "If it turns into a mess, you are instantly done, I'm not in to that!!!!"
ahahahhahahahahhahaahahah *MWAH*
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There's no way this cunt isn't gonna raise at least one male child who, as an adult, will have AT LEAST five prostitutes that closely resemble Kate buried in the crawl space/back yard of his home...and two female chirruns with severe eating disorders...you know the type that save they vomit in containers and store it in the back of they closet and shit. And I'm being optimistic here. This is the best case scenario, people. You know I'm right.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I grew up with a mother who was a total slob who expected US to clean up after her all of the time and it turned me into a super neat/origination freak.
That being said, when my daughter was born I realized there is just no way in HELL you can be obsessed with dirt/germs etc. and I overcame my OCD and let things get a bit less restrictive. Once I let my kid have her messes, she eventually started emulating me and began to clean up her own things and make her own bed (and even do her own laundry at FIVE YEARS OF AGE) without me even ASKING her to.
Of course, I only had ONE. I can't imagine having a fucking 'litter'.
UGH.
/lol
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I may in fact NEVER be funny. I am not paid to be funny and being funny isn't a requirement to post on dlisted. Get the FUCK OVER IT, you UNfunny fuckers.
azgirl, you're right, looking at how their lineup changed since reality tv became big.
I'm not here to bark at the concept of reality shows, because, shit, I do watch a few of them, but fuck, the public seems to have lost their grasp of reality when they started consuming any kind of shit that is too ridiculous to be true, oblivious to the fact that there are still decent scripted shows and good documentaries.
This Kate woman was never meant to be notorious, but somewhere along the way, viewers became so undiscerning that they believed they should spend time watching her dreadful ways.
Advertising dollars through ratings later and now we have this monster parading as a public figure. Gah.
a gosselin post.
this is part of jack's penance.
-like a bitch in heat, i seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. -JKT
Yes Neurotic, TLC use to be a really good channel. It was The Learning Channel and they had nature and science shows, medical stuff too. And then reality tv came to destroy the earth and found a home there.
She is such a bitch to those poor kids. Did she really think that 8 little kids could make cookies without some type of a mess? BITCH!
I can't wait for her kids to grow up and pull a Mommy Dearest on her ass. I will be first in line to buy that shit.
I thought we were done with Mrs. Raggedy Hair and her useless ex-husband.
no, huh?
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
A&E and TLC were once good channels, I heard, dear sirs.
(And madams.)
This was when I was much younger to enjoy them.
Not long ago (a few years into my adulthood, when I couldn't spare the time to like them) they started a huge decline.
Now they've became my most hated channel, next to Fox News and other horrid things, such as Spike, Oxygen and so on.
And LOL at the mom of 8 whining about messes. Bitch, that's what you signed up for. Suck it up. And get a nanny to clean, I'm sure that's more mothering than what you're contratually obliged to do in front of a camera anyway.
Poor dialysis patients. First the renal failure, and now Kate Gosselin.
WHYYYY is she back? Was anyone missing her?
I will never get over the fact she is younger than me. Ever. She looks in her mid-forties at LEAST.
Can you imagine being a child and looking up to see that thing coming after you? Nightmares.
Ahahahaaaaa! I love the evil bitch face picture! so priceless!
She's looking like a woman who's willingly had eight kids deserves to look.
*hides under the bed with the cowering dust bunnies*
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This fucking cunt is ugly inside and out. No amount of soap suds will cure that, Mommie Fucking Dearest.
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If Kate walked into my office, I would ask for a refund on the sunshine. Her look throughout that clip was more the look of death. Honestly.
P.S. Kids make messes. You shouldn't force them to be ultra "clean" at 6, 7 or even 10. They learn this as they grow. Stop trying to make them act like 35-year-olds, Kate. Gah, this bitch should have been stitched up years ago!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
That's Kate's best "ya can't have any pudding if ya don't eat yer meat!" look.
*skeeered*
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*dreams Jack-N-The-Hat and Sweetas are my baby daddys*
She looks bad. How old is she?
Submitted by BostonMike on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
"DIE.PLEASE."
That a boy! Always stay polite when you're ordering someone to kick the bucket.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
(Just remember, Cow Appreciation Day is July 15th)
I can't believe she was a nurse
I feel bad for those kids
DIE.PLEASE.
@WTFOMGLOL
HAaaa! That instantly comes to mind every time I see this bitch-monger.
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"It's almost like you've been here 8 weeks and 5 days." -Team Valtrex (to some whiner), 6.28.11
NOOOO WIRE HANGERS !!!
Holy hell, she looks like the Grinch.
"General Kate and her army of sad midgets keep a tight ship!!"
I thought you meant the ones on her chest.
I couldn't have been the only one.
Okay, I'm convinced I'm psychic.
I was just talking to someone at work about this media whore and what happens???? Michael K puts her on the site!!!
ARGH!!!!
I was hoping this bitch was going to take a hick, but hell now. Bitch wants fame and she wants it NOW!!!
That is the perfect picture to capture her evilness. Even the Botox is trying to get away from her, from the shitty condition of her skin in that picture.
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@Defined1
I agree to an extent, but these kids weren't a "natural accident" she planned this shit to get notoriety and free shit. She reaps what she sows IMO.
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