Hot Slut Of The Day!
Because it’s Pussies in Peril Week here on Dlisted, I present to you MOG! Mog has had a rough (Sorry for the bark sound, Mog) time lately. It all started when Mog and his owner’s house was seriously damaged in a flood. That gets one “Heal him, lord!” hand up towards the church altar. Then Mog was hit by a car, leaving his back legs in a non-working state. That gets another “Heal him, lord!” hand up towards the church altar. And if all that wasn’t bad enough, Mog’s vet decided that maybe hydrotherapy would get his pussy ass moving again. YES! They are treating a cat with water! That’s like if I broke my ankles while 69ing during hanging exercises (it can happen) and my free clinic nurse practitioner sent me to CROCS therapy! But apparently, the hydrotherapy has helped and Mog’s legs are back to working again!
In the clip below, Mog’s owner talks about how much he’s always loved the water. Yes, the water and Mog are the best of friends in case you couldn’t tell from the look of SHEER TERROR on his face.
That’s pretty much the same look Ke$ha makes when the health department gives her a court-appointed flea dip every month. But seriously, sometimes we have to do some nasty shit we don’t love in order to get good again. In Mog’s case, it’s soak in a pool of his worst enemy: water. And yes, Mog is making a face like he can’t wait for the day when his owner takes him out onto a boat so that he can fake his death Sleeping with the Enemy-style by falling into the ocean and escaping towards a wondrous land where water pools don’t exist, but at least he can walk now!
via Buzzfeed