Here Comes The Bride’s Ass

June 28, 2011 / Posted by:

As you may have heard, and probably didn’t give a shit about, the attention whoring human publicity stunt that is Kim Kardashian is planning on jumping the broom with her bassehball jones man Kris Humphries. Well I hope you’re sitting down (yes, asleep counts) because according to Pop Eater, they have set the date for their big fat ass Armenian wedding!!!1one!

Apparently they’re going to have like a two hour special on E! for all of you who just can’t get enough of Kris’s speshul face or Kim’s primadonna preening and want to see her as full blown bridezilla. And mama Kris will be there to fawn all over her cash cow. Of course! what is the point of having an intimate and sacred moment if you can’t whore it out?

They won’t let anyone tell the date or the location, so there are no details, so that makes this no-news even no-newsier. You’re welcome and no, you can’t have your 30 seconds back. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

Tags: Buying Children, Hotness, Kim Kardashian, Trash, Weddings

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