Afternoon Crumbs
Jennifer Aniston’s wearing a ring on her hitchin’ finger and you know that that means? Norman was buried with a matching one around his paw, obviously – Lainey Gossip
Hef’s rotating harem of hos officially got a new member – The Superficial
Farting in a police officer’s face is a laughing matter – Towleroad
I’ll suck a warlock’s nipple if Charlie Sheen gets a show on a network other than Public Access – Celebitchy
Keri Hilson’s weave is growing a tail – Hollywood Tuna
Anne Hathaway is Bazaar – The Berry
Ugly Betty is Married Betty – Just Jared
STDs in the City (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Emmy Rossum thinks she’s slick – Popoholic
Dear lion, you can Roy Horn that asshole and we won’t be mad at you – The Daily What
This is what I looked like in junior high school (you decide which one I’m talking about) – Popsugar
Jennifer Garner’s wearing your abuelita’s least favorite house cleaning dress – ICYDK
Andrew W. Walker has nalgas and here they are – OMG Blog
JLo is still doing movies – I’m Not Obsessed
Rose McGowan’s convertible is slutty, throws off its top without warning – Cityrag
Jared Leto assumes the position – Hollywood Rag