Okay, so you’ve all been warned that Jacko and I are guest blogging this week so MK can have five minutes without us breathing down his neck (not like that sucios!!). This is your chance to bail. For the three of you that stayed, may I present the GODDESSLESS Charlie Sheen for your shredding pleasure.
According to TMZ, Charlie is not #WINNING today. Chuck’s last goddess standing, Natalie, quit that bitch last week. I guess she got tired of propping up his cokey peen with popsicle sticks and duct tape, packed her toothbrush (yeah like that ho knows what hygiene is but just play along) and got the fuck out. She tried to peel out all dramatical like, but Charlie made her hand over the keys to the Mercedes he bought her. Ooooh, who’s to the left to the left now Natalie??
Charlie’s not crying in his crack pipe though. He spent that very night with three women from three different countries. He either wanted the International Special or those are the only three bitches in the world who don’t have internet access. So any of you who have no standards, acne, a love for the bad shit, at least 3 STDs and aren’t much to look at can apply at firstname.lastname@example.org.