Single White Warlock
Okay, so you've all been warned that Jacko and I are guest blogging this week so MK can have five minutes without us breathing down his neck (not like that sucios!!). This is your chance to bail. For the three of you that stayed, may I present the GODDESSLESS Charlie Sheen for your shredding pleasure.
According to TMZ, Charlie is not #WINNING today. Chuck's last goddess standing, Natalie, quit that bitch last week. I guess she got tired of propping up his cokey peen with popsicle sticks and duct tape, packed her toothbrush (yeah like that ho knows what hygiene is but just play along) and got the fuck out. She tried to peel out all dramatical like, but Charlie made her hand over the keys to the Mercedes he bought her. Ooooh, who's to the left to the left now Natalie??
Charlie's not crying in his crack pipe though. He spent that very night with three women from three different countries. He either wanted the International Special or those are the only three bitches in the world who don't have internet access. So any of you who have no standards, acne, a love for the bad shit, at least 3 STDs and aren't much to look at can apply at iwannafuckchuck@noselfesteem.com.
TMZ, Splashnews
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 8:16pm.
Of course he's single. He's an unemployed jackass with an ego problem and no residual employable talent who's wasting away his money on drugs and hookers and expect them to eat somebody else's pussy and wipe his babies' asses all day. Plus, he's starting to look like Nosferatu, and he didn't look good before either. I'd rather do Jon Cryer. Or the fat kid. He's not a kid anymore, right? I can say this without sounding creepy?
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Even better, the kid's not fat anymore;). But you wouldn't do Ashton Kutcher, right? Cuz that would just be sad.
Of course he's single. He's an unemployed jackass with an ego problem and no residual employable talent who's wasting away his money on drugs and hookers and expects his 'goddesses' to eat somebody else's pussy and wipe his babies' asses all day. Plus, he's starting to look like Nosferatu, and he didn't look good before either. I'd rather do Jon Cryer. Or the fat kid. He's not a kid anymore, right? I can say this without sounding creepy?
Gotta be meth. Look at his teeth.
Oh my fucking god.
Seriously?
....never again, MK. I love you, but NEVER AGAIN!
1. Sweetas and Jack are very funny posters (as are many other posters here). But use your own voices!
2. This will only give credence to the "What happened to MK?" rumors.
Whoa... why did MK have someone else write for him? Not complaining.. just WAY OUTTA the loop. What's going on? And how do I apply? Haha.
So any of you who have no standards, acne, a love for the bad shit, at least 3 STDs and aren't much to look at can apply at iwannafuckchuck@noselfesteem.com.
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Awesome job Sweetas, congratulations! I applied to the above website but my app was turned down and sent over to Chuck Norris.
*tazes self*
At first I was most uncomfertable at other's taking of the beloved Michael K's blog, but I am adjusting and sweetas does make me happy :)
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:19am: "I love to suck dick."
Me, too, but I have a lazy jaw.
Very well written, Sweetas!!! Bravaaaaa! xoxox
Looks like the crack really did a number on his teeth. He looks like a 60 year old.
Sweetas <3333333333333
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Allez, venez, Milord!
Vous asseoir ma table;
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Ici c'est confortable
Well done, Sweetas!
I initially skipped this one, because I don't want to comment on a Charlie post until he passes, goes to heaven, meets his maker, etc, and I can RIP him.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 1:01pm.
*moans like a goat*
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Fucking lol!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:24am
after a few years, it's all routine.
but, it's a fun routine...you know, like eating and sleeping.
Edit: Good job Sweetas!
*moans like a goat*
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Single White Warlock--very MK-esque Sweetas. Keep up the good work.
This guy could have all the money in the world and I still wouldn't let him anywhere near me with those brown ass tic-tac teeth. I bet he gives his dick/ass a courtesy wash once a month or less. If his teeth are that bad there's no way he's looking after the private parts!
you got to admit it people,ziggy takes trolling to new levels,all eloquent and shit.
Brush your teeth Charlie
Sweetas has NEVER looked sexier.
I heart haters, heehee
..........and sure Ziggy, whatever you say.
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Love don't come easy, this you know I understand
I want to be your woman, if you'll be my man
Let yourself go freely and I'll show you things that you've dreamed of
-Donna Summer
Try harder parissucks.
Also note that I am a big Judge Judy fan, so I don't hate Jews.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Submitted by jaariel on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 11:07am.
um. what? you sound REAL fun. ha.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
iwannafuckchuck@noselfesteem.com.
lololol good job sweetas!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
Wait, I thought young, hot chicks looove to give head and old fat housewives refuse giving it?? Ziggy shocks once again!
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
The angle of my monitor caused a glare on the screen. I thought that was Freddy Krueger at first. I jumped when I fixed the angle.
jaariel, then I assume you don't accept receiving head either?
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Love don't come easy, this you know I understand
I want to be your woman, if you'll be my man
Let yourself go freely and I'll show you things that you've dreamed of
-Donna Summer
I want hot not so crazy Charlie back!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Nice werk Sweetas!
Oh, and BJ's may feel all great, but they are disgusting. He freekin PISSES with that thing--and it's a little too close to the shittin' part...standards, people, it's a good thing!!!
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It's all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro's baby.
MK 4/11/11
I never noticed he appears to have a tooth missing. He does have a Freddy Kruger-ish look about him in this photo.
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I'm enjoying, Sweetas! Keep 'em coming!
I have tried to ignore most of your posts Ziggy, but you calling people loons is just too fucking funny.
hahahahahahahha, oh JFC.
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Love don't come easy, this you know I understand
I want to be your woman, if you'll be my man
Let yourself go freely and I'll show you things that you've dreamed of
-Donna Summer
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:24am.
Do women really enjoy sucking dicks that much? After the first few times, it's a routine.
Maybe some people live like porn stars as well. Do you moan like a goat while you sit there and try to look interested for dudes to nut on your face as well, and then stare off into the distance with a look that says "what if I sent that application off to grad school" while you've got jizz pools under your eyes?
Do you think Judge Judy hands out blow jobs like candy?
Please.
Behave yourself.
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I can't speak for all women, but I personally enjoy giving my BH blow jobs.
But then again I'm a whore, so my opinion doesn't mean shit.
Carry on.
He's creepy face is starting to morph into Freddy Krueger territory.
He could literally fuck a bitch while eating her pussy.
That's where the magic happens.
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Good job sweetas!! Hey, isn't Octomom looking for a job right about now? Maybe she could step in as a Goddess... or not.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:51am.
Damn Sweetz, 150 posts already! That's better than MK (hides)
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! You're gonna get banned!
I am sweating sweat for Sweetas~!!!! lol
Coma Caca!
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carlos needs to go ahead and change that #winning hashtag to #losing...it's much more fitting...
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Damn Sweetz, 150 posts already! That's better than MK (hides)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
HA! Great post, Sweetas!
Yeah, he's no longer winning. God I could punch myself in the ovaries for even using that term. I bet he doesn't put his teefs in when he's at home and that's why his face is collapsing inwardly on itself. He looks like hot, buttered ass on a 90 year old crackhead.
You love suckin dick; I love watching Judge Judy.
We're not so different.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Capri!!!! ((hugs))
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Grandma_Wrinkles on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Slurpee on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:19am.
I love to suck dick.
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Me too.
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*hands out backstage passes to Slurpee and Granny*
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Um...I've got a case of Keystone Lite that's been sitting in the back of my car for a week and a box of Slim Jims.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:24am.
Do you think Judge Judy hands out blow jobs like candy?
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 10:02am.
I am 4 years 4 weeks old up in heresh! hehe
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Four cheers! =))
bravo Sweet-ass!
Lordy, Chuck looks terrible. That's a real shame, but he's the one who put the needle in his arm.