Open Post: Hosted By Trace Cyrus

June 27, 2011 / Posted by:

You can accuse the pride steed of the Cyrus stable of a lot of things (examples: bucking off his girlfriend Brenda Song when she tries to ride, yanking a apple pieces out of Noah Cyrus’ mouth when she’s nibbling on one through a picket fence, licking the bubbles off his shoulders when his handler gives him a bath…), but you could never accuse him of not doing a perfect impersonation of what would come out of a methadone clinic pony’s b-hole if it ate a swirl of Mackenzie Phillips, Jesse Camp and a coloring book. Hell neigh, you can’t!

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