Coming to you LIVE from the backwoods of FUCKansas so please be patient as I had to run a phone line to the neighbors double-wide! Yea, we only have 56k dial up connection because the wifi in my parents basement doesn’t pick up SHIT. Thank THE LAWD Miller Lite distributing has hooked my ass up to an IV drip as this is gonna be a long fucking week!!
Sprint and BET have teamed up with the makers of DUH! to bring you new award winning technology on announcing the Coca-Cola Viewer’s Choice Award… Drake is not amused!!
After announcing Chris Brown as the winner this Tiffany chick realized it was not the People’s Beatdown Award and vomited up a “WHOOPSIE”, naming Rihanna as the winner! This is almost as bad as the time I was in bed with Sweetas and called out Snowy’s name – NOT THE ONE!