The Magical Paw Of One Of Mimi’s Unicorn Twins Makes Its Debut

June 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Only Mimi would be ridiculous enough to post a preview of her twin unicornlets’ first picture and she did so yesterday when she Twatted a portrait of little Monroe’s hand with this note:

#dembabiesruntings -This is baby Monroe saying “no pictures dahhhhling” at 7+1/2 weeks..oh dear 🙂
26 Jun

No, it’s baby Monroe saying, “Stop saying ‘dem babies run tings,” because you ain’t a stereotypical Jamaican cartoon character, dahhhhling!

It is true that this baby hand could belong to any baby since most baby hands look the same, but I believe that it truly is the paw of a Mimi spawn. Those aren’t life lines on Monroe’s hands. If you look closely, you’ll see that it’s the secret map to the enchanted lair of The Blinkins. And when I put my forehead up to the screen, the Gummi Bears theme song was abracadabra-ed into my head, my no-no started craving a unicorn horn and my nostrils started spewing out butterfly confetti. Only a unicorn centaur who has “Made by Lisa Frank” stamped into their ass cheek has that kind of power.

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