Assault With A PRECIOUS Weapon!!!

As I lovingly bubble-wrap my nicknacks in preparation for my new job with the Delaware County Sheriff’s Office, in Delaware, OH, let me (COINCIDENCE ONLY!) bring you the local news of a beauty queen and klassy bitch DONE WRONG!

WBNS-10TV reports that “BoobMeister” Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, lost that loving feeling while beating her husband’s ass at a wedding over the weekend held at Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center.

Delaware County Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said deputies tried to talk with the woman but bitch refused.

“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk,” Davis said.

The deputies were eventually able to restrain the loving mother and feeder of MILLIONS before carting her ass off to the pokey.

Robinette was quoted as saying she takes the charges seriously and has vowed to get help… Obviously, the policies and procedures of the Delaware Sheriff’s Dept. need a little updating on what is acceptable social behavior!! Please allow me to introduce myself!!!