And Now Here's Some Pictures of Prince
Two seconds before I read that the New York Senate opened the door to same-sex weddings, my eyeballs inhaled these pictures of Jehovah's sessiest witness moisturizing the ground in Montreal with his sexiness. It was the perfect pairing. You know, like a blow job and toothpaste.
Yes, I am perfectly aware that Prince once made the doves cry by saying that gay marriage is wrong (which he later took back). But even if those words trickled out of his pretty elfin mouth, I don't believe he means it. WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes.
Would an amethyst nymph with Gladys Knight hair dress like an old Palm Springs queen at an Ishtar-themed wedding if he was against gay marriage? Absolutely not. Prince can't fool me. Those platform flip-flops tell me that he wants to be closer to the arch in a rainbow. That purple turtleneck tells me that he doesn't leave his kingdom without consulting the spirit of Maude first. That kaftan tells me that he does a mean Mrs. Roper impression when he's in front of his gilded bathroom mirror. Don't worry, girl, your secret is safe with me!
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This post is nothing short of GLORIOUS! Thank you MK! Game - BLOUSES! ;D
Living righteously is important to this man, and in order to live righteously one must rock purple. Simple logic, 'nuff said.
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I'm more inclined to think that is Esperanza Spalding behind/with him, rather than his gf Bria...
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MK, I'm behind in my reading here and just catching up. This post is a gem; fucking hilarious. Thanks for making a good Sunday even gooder.
Let me start my comment (or rant) off by stating that for the first (and probably last) time in my life I am PROUD TO BE A NEW YORKER!!! This means that I may finally fulfill my dreams of being my lesbian friend's best man at her wedding afterall!!!!!
Ok, moving on...
Though I like Prince and his music a lot...I have a hard time believing that he's straight. I mean, sure he dated/fucked very beautiful women such as Apollonia, Vanity, and Sheila E...but seriously, what respectable straight man would dress the way he does? And usually people who make "gay is wrong" comments are a wee insecure about their own sexuality. Just saying.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Now why didn't HE write me a cool love letter?!?! I met him once too but he acted like I was furniture lol. I cried after tho:(
And for serious, Prince, you wanna be a guy who wears dresses and lace and frills but you don't want guys like that to get married to each other?! How is that fair?!
I dunno - he's close...Prince has been on my mind lately. I guess I'm a natural fan and there's just no one to be a fan of anymore...So I'm kinda rechoosing Prince lately. Nice to see him - even here:)
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I'm not much taller than Prince (but I am a gal) so I understand the platforms. They are ugly as hell but they add several inches to his 5ft'1 height. I've always HATED being short. And back in the day when I was a youngin I wore heels, nothing like the skyscrapers the gals wear today. They were probably 3 inches at best. But that took me up to about 5ft'5. Which for me was tall.
There is just something so fucking annoying about being a shortie, looking up at everyone else (all my female cousins are 5'7 upwards to 6ft). I know I can't do a damn thing about it and there are far worse things in the world but I would love to be tall.
can i just say - the tickets where hella expensive so i didn't go, but he apparently played for over 4 hours with 7 or 8 encores both nights. all funky. what a man!
Submitted by bloodindian on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 2:44am.
Sounds like a good start!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
and what do you mean blake lively it up? as in get nude and take pictures in my bathroom? then lie about it?
twas interesting, i must say.
Submitted by bloodindian on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 2:30am.
That must have been some pee then. Did you eat asparagus? If you're in the mood to Blake Lively things up here tonight, feel free to do so.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
this is about as interesting as the pee i just took
I agree, Mickey Holland. Although I tend to feel most people give themselves a pass on using the word "gay" (or 'ghey" or whatever) as a synonym for "stupid, foolish" etc, because they know themselves to NOT actually be homophobic, on an anonymous site on one knows you so it's easy to see these words as more mean name-calling. So it seems simple enough to show good faith and use other words - there's no shortage of them.
It's biggotism that drove Mr. Mercury away from here. A bit of humor never literally killed anyone, but in a thread like this one it's always easy to forget that there's a thin line between words and wounds. I'm not pointing the finger or anything, but I do think that Mr. Mercury's death by friendly fire should count for something.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Who does this gay think he's kidding? Nice platforms, fag.
"Submitted by Starqz on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 11:06pm….."
Hes not gay- oozes sexiness and besides every woman he's ever been with have all said he's a sex fiend( well the ones who opened their mouths)….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
just saw his show in LA….
he is a hot sexy beast-it was a fab show ….. I looooooove him….
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
When exactly did he go off his rockers?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
And then there's Maude ....
Prince said he was against gay marriage?! Sorry, but I thought Prince WAS gay the first few years of his career. He acts gay and all of that video posing he did with those girls made me think he was using them as a cover-up for his secret lifestyle. In fact I'm still not completely convinced Prince is straight, I kept waiting throughout my entire childhood for him to finally come out of the closet..
Prince made some good music back in the 80s. Bitch has been diva on that ever since.
The photos made me aware that there are bodyguard agencies who specialize in guards that are no more than 5 feet tall to make prince look taller.
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:59pm.
I fucking love Prince. I'll just pretend he didn't make that comment about gay marriage. Anyone who sangs 'Purple Rain' clearly can't be against gay marriage.
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Agreed! Prince has done so much for the cause of Universal Love I have to think he was misquoted or just in a bitch of a mood.
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I fucking love Prince. I'll just pretend he didn't make that comment about gay marriage. Anyone who sangs 'Purple Rain' clearly can't be against gay marriage.
I can't hate prince. i just can't. and besides what can he do about it (gay marriage) anyway?
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Over one year lurking...had to speak upon this, though... While I am a happily married, sexually fulfilled, faithful woman...Prince can GET IT..anytime...shhhhh, don't tell Carolina Hubs!
Prince is just that "man". He is alpha and beta, butch and fem and all out sexy. It's just not his looks but his musical talent is beyond amazing regardless of a few shitty projects here and there.
Also, the woman behind him in the purple shirt is his long time girlfriend Bria Valente. Mr. Nelson definitely has a type.
And yet another reason to love Prince. He hates Glee like most of us here!
http://www.drfunkenberry.com/2011/02/12/exclusive-prince-not-happy-with-...
lmao at "old Palm Springs queen at an Ishtar-themed wedding" ahahaa!
Ay looooove preence. I luuuurve prince. I would fuck prince in one quick second no matter what size the cock or which way it points.
He Rains.
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I've heard Prince is bisexual so I'm confused as to why he'd think gay marriage is wrong.
Anyways, wow he even has a heel/wedge on his flip flops...I shouldn't be surprised but I am, maybe it's because of those socks he's wearing with it. How dreadful.
Submitted by Jonster on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 6:15pm.
Yoko Ono got a facelift?
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hehehehe...and shrunk a few inches too...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yoko Ono got a facelift?
That man has not aged in 30 years. It's weird.
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I can never take short men in heels seriously, I just can't...and I have no shame about it, cuz most men can't take a 300 lb woman in a string bikini seriously either...(certain dlisted men excepted). Prince is DA SESS until you realize he couldn't ride Space Mountain with ya at Disney Land...lady boner kill...Plus all that make up? I mean, really? Really? Yeah, GHEY! and short GHEY with an Nepolean complex.
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Submitted by misstia on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:06am.
any man who can write and sing a song 'g-spot' can dress however he wants in my book!
and remember back in the 'dirty mind' days when he just wore a g-string and trench coat on stage? DAMN!!!!!!
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A-to the-MEN to that!
As far as the Prince/MJ comparisons, I grew up on both of them (my schoolgirl crush on MJ ended when I saw the "When Doves Cry" video)... I always thought of MJ as the more 'commercial' of the two - after all, he DID call himself the King of Pop. Prince to me was always more avant-garde, experimental, more of an "artist" than MJ.
Lastly, thanks to MK for my new signature. This says it all, really!
WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 4:58pm.
Aww...Prince gets his shoes made by the same elves as Tommygirl.
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Hi Becky! I *love* that song. Is he an Aussie?
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Hey Joe! Yup, Pete's homegrown. He's a genuinely sweet man and it's reflected in his music.
If you ever find the time, listen to 'So Beautiful'. :)
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Submitted by bookworm on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 5:09pm.
I've ALWAYS wondered if Prince was/is gay. I just don't see lady lover when I see Prince
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Surprisingly -- or maybe not, he has apparently dickmatized several women, Kim Basinger being one of them (scroll down for that discussion)
I've always thought that good dancers must be reaaallly good in bed. Cuz they know how to move.
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He must be afraid of radiation...that Snuggie he's wearing looks like it's made of the same material as those heavy gray vests dentists throw over you before they take the x-rays.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 4:58pm.
Aww...Prince gets his shoes made by the same elves as Tommygirl.
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Hi Becky! I *love* that song. Is he an Aussie?
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He looks like a very stylishly-clad gay priest/Buddhist.
Vestments by Armani.
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GERONIMO!
I've ALWAYS wondered if Prince was/is gay. I just don't see lady lover when I see Prince.
Aww...Prince gets his shoes made by the same elves as Tommygirl.
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platform flip flops and socks...alrighty.......!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
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As a woman with big 'ol size 10s, I can't stand men with dainty petite feet when mine clearly ARE NOT! fuckyouprince
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PRINCE IS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET...
that is all...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Prince is a musician on a level beyond 99% of most musicians of any category, jazz and classical included. Superb musicians all over the world would cancel their week to play with him on a moment's notice, not because he's sexy or famous, but because he's got MAGIC that you just can buy, practice for, or talk yourself into.
I think that the music industry *still* treated him like toilet paper, nacho cheez and lunchboxes drove him a little nuts. That's why he's psycho over his music being online and out of his control. He's like someone whose been beaten, raped and robbed - he's hypervigilant now. Any sharing feels like STEALING. He's got music industry PTSD.
I think he stole that outfit from some vintage Star Trek clear out sale.
Submitted by agirl on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 3:11pm.
@JoeShmoe
EXACTLY! Especially right around 3:20-3:30-ish. YUM
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Hahaha..now I have to go back and watch it again, to see what exactly he does at 3:20 - 3:30..
YOW!! In case you didn't catch it the first time :D
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