Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Yoda, the winner of the 2011 World’s Ugliest Dog title!

Every year a world’s ugliest canine beauty is crowned in Petaluma, CA and every year that newly reigning queen is named Hot Slut of the Day, because the two really go hand in hand.

Just like Gus, Princess Abby Francis, Elwood, Pabst and Sam before her, Yoda proved that her ugly stick bruises were more beautiful than all the rest and she beat out 29 hideously gorgeous bitches for the star trophy and a $1,000 prize. The judges definitely made the right choice. If the decade was the 1980s, the place was San Francisco and my name was Danny Tanner, I’d definitely make an “awww” if a Yoda came out of my wife’s vagina and barked out, “You’re in big trouble, mister!

Yoda really has everything you want in a world’s ugliest beauty queen. Eyes like a crackhead with a thyroid problems, frazzled hair like Brit Brit without her weave, ears like Xtina’s ex-husband, a physique like present day LeAnn Rimes and a spotlight whoring tongue that refuses to go inside. To think, Yoda’s crowning glory moment might have never happened. Yoda’s owner, Terry Devine Schumacher of Handford, CA, tells the San Francisco Chronicle that when her daughter found the mutt in field 12 years ago, she almost sent her to heaven, “I told her to put it down because I thought it was a rat.”

Thank the ugly dog heaven this didn’t happen, because then 2011 would not have a world’s ugliest dog beauty queen. It was destined to be. I mean, even the other contestants agreed that Yoda was definitely THE ONE:

That DO NOT WANT look from Yoda’s competitor definitely earned her a solid 10. Or maybe that dog got temporarily blinded by Yoda’s powerful ugly beauty. That makes more sense.

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