Did Somebody Say SECRET WEDDING?

June 25, 2011 / Posted by:

This time last year, Rachel Weisz was married to the dude that made Jennifer Connelly do ass-to-ass in a movie, and Daniel Craig was with his girlfriend of five years and now they’re married to each other. What a difference a year and good ass makes. Rachel’s rep tells People that she married James Bond IN SECRET this past Wednesday in NYC. The only people at the wedding were Daniel’s 18-year-old daughter Ella, Rachel’s 4-year-old son Henry and two friends. If you were thinking that it’s been a couple of seconds since Rachel started shaking her coochtini on James Bond’s crotch, you’re sort of right. They started getting on each other last fall.

There’s really zero details about this wedding. We only know that they’re married and that shit was small. The worst part about this secret wedding is that there aren’t any pictures. And by pictures I mean one of a completely nekkid ass nekkid Daniel Craig with a top hat on his peen standing next to another nekkid ass nekkid Daniel Craig with a veil on his peen. Yes, I’d like Daniel Craig to completely reenact his secret wedding to Rachel with his peen. Rachel gets the day off. Daniel owes this to us!

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