Did Somebody Say SECRET WEDDING?

Congrats! Hope it lasts! (not sure which one I'm more jealous of...)

Snideychick sez:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*just heard about this, been delirous the last five days with the flu*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is not even a good photo of these two. When they are clean and shiny, these two are hot. Win win for me. Me likey.

Why the hell would Portman want to have a kid with a married guy, who isn't even a little bit hot ?? I would leave too, if I were Rachel.

Submitted by alexandra kaplan on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:09am.
I still think he belongs with Elaine Figgis (Catherine Tate):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AgzQvFNZs

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That was hilarious my gawd the man is hawt.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by from athens: "nothing but love for this couple,also bjork you i feel on you on the subject of the dlisted Lernaean Hydra phenomenon,i usually don't mind,but it's crazy shit nevertheless."

Yes, isn't it? I think the Lernaean Hydra phenomenon is a great metaphor for alts; we can use "Lerna" for shorthand. If I think it's an alt, I'll just type, "It's Lerna" or "Back to the swamp, Lerna." We can verb it, too, like "Stop Lernin'" to the poster who is having multiple conversations with his/her various alts in one thread.

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Well-behaved women rarely make history

I give it two years.

You can bet their divorce won't be so secret, though!

nah, I'm just being bitchy. Congrats to these two beautiful people. They're going to be like Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber...about as interesting as a wet noodle.

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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga

He is hot and she is pretty. Win.

I'd watch 'em do it.

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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

Man! Now see THESE two would totally make a hot sex tape. Man,they just aren't famewhorey enough.

Submitted by No Words on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:11am.
Sorry...like them both. She is very pretty and he is total hotness. I hope they're happy forever. Oh, plus they are actually good actors instead of obnoxious famewhores.

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This, but without the sorry. ;) I like both of them and ope it works out.

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Submitted by from athens: "nothing but love for this couple,also bjork you i feel on you on the subject of the dlisted Lernaean Hydra phenomenon,i usually don't mind,but it's crazy shit nevertheless."

Yes, isn't it? I think the Lernaean Hydra phenomenon is a great metaphor for alts; we can use "Lerna" for shorthand. If I think it's an alt, I'll just type, "It's Lerna" or "Back to the swamp, Lerna." We can verb it, too, like "Stop Lernin'" to the poster who is having multiple conversations with his/her various alts in one thread.

They're both attractive, successful and around the same age. I approve.

They're both HAWT

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

God Damn, they're a mess in this pic. Did they just come from the gas station?

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I do love that Nicolas Cage's idea of parenting is to get one of his goons to beat the baby powder right off of his son's face

Submitted by Pootie on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 10:12am.

SHe is on the rebound big time, this will last 1 year, 2 tops. she is preggers too.
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AHAHA! I got a BI right! Finally!

♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too

SHe is on the rebound big time, this will last 1 year, 2 tops. she is preggers too.

POOOHTEEEE!

I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, BidsNew.com

Oh right-they were only engaged. Hmmm.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 9:41am.

So I used to read Lainey, DON'T JUDGE! I remembered this BI.

I don't judge (but don't read either--her style is annoying). The BI says "married" and Weisz wasn't.

So I used to read Lainey, DON'T JUDGE! I remembered this BI:

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2007/11/lainey-cheap-crafty-1119.html
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:59am.
Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:48am.
Proof (like any was really needed) that it is possible to move under the radar for celebs,and the one's that bitch and whine otherwise totally invite it.
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Amen! Notice they got married in New York. If celebs are going to run around certain areas of LA/Beverly Hills, they're making it easy for the paps.

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it is possible, i won't deny however these two aren't as big celebs as britney spears for instance so it's kinda different. brit will always have peeps watching her every move no matter where she is.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

nothing but love for this couple,also bjork you i feel on you on the subject of the dlisted Lernaean Hydra phenomenon,i usually don't mind,but it's crazy shit nevertheless.

he is not hot...balding
xoxox

The war isn't working.

she is desparate and got ripped off... any guy that wont give a girl a wedding is mean

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Sorry...like them both. She is very pretty and he is total hotness. I hope they're happy forever. Oh, plus they are actually good actors instead of obnoxious famewhores.

Submitted by Snarf on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:48am.
Proof (like any was really needed) that it is possible to move under the radar for celebs,and the one's that bitch and whine otherwise totally invite it.
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Amen! Notice they got married in New York. If celebs are going to run around certain areas of LA/Beverly Hills, they're making it easy for the paps.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate

Two actors whose work I always find interesting, and they seem like a good match - smart and gorgeous both. Good luck to them! Glad they were able to have their wedding in private.

Proof (like any was really needed) that it is possible to move under the radar for celebs,and the one's that bitch and whine otherwise totally invite it.

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Shiitake happens...

Good on them, I like them both. Mazel tov!

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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997

Good for them. They're a cute couple and not fame whores. I have a lot of respect for people who don't turn their private moments into opportunities to make a quick buck (looking at you Kim Kardashian). It cheapens the marriage.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 8:22am.

Yep, James Bond was a total upgrade. J'approve.

Congrats to these two bitches.

I met Rachel Weisz once. She is small and very pretty (and she was nice). I can't imagine Aronosfky giving the hotness in bed the way that I would like to imagine that Craig can. Good luck to the both of them (Weisz and Craig).

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution: "Schlong, I was just confused because the cock in your picture looks like it comes from a different person and is growing out of the guys hipbone. No harm meant to you or Jayzus Fark.

So Centaurious is Fraggle, who no longer posts here? And Centaurious makes fonts, is married, and feels people make fun of her mental illness, right?

Probably the TheraFlu already kicked in because I'm getting the picture now, I think."

No, Fraggle is Schlong who is Angela (hi guys!). I don't know who Centaurious is; she might be Jana, or not. I am me, therefore I can't be you. Or can I?

That size is alright. He still totally does something for me. It seems like he'd be a slow grinder and just plain good at it, no matter what the hardware.

They look freshly fucked in this photo. Like they've been going at it all afternoon and have just left the hotel for some dinner with wine before returning to their room for more.

I agree with the rebound comments, but you never really know. Sometimes (rarely?) you meet someone new and the skies part and angels sing.

Submitted by BabyJane on Sun, 06/26/2011 - 7:34am.

If this is all he has to work with, I don't give it a year.

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/05/omg_hes_naked_daniel_craig.php

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LOL, Daniel Craig's got a micropeen!

I still think he belongs with Elaine Figgis (Catherine Tate):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AgzQvFNZs

I think it is interesting that Daniel just leaves a woman who has been covering his bi-sexuality for years to quickly marry someone he's know for about 8 months. I agree, someone is knocked up...

I give this marriage about 2 years...
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Why the rush? She must be pregnant.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 10:29pm.

May I respectfully ask you why you waitress at Cracker Barrel?

That place is horribly discriminatory, plus, the customers are either religious freaks who don't drink (thereby lower tab), or tourists (who sometimes don't tip becuase they're never fucking going back there, anyway.)
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Or they could just really like biscuits and gravy. I love, love, love Cracker Barrel. I can't help it, it's like crack. And I always tip.

When my hubby and I were dating, our first vacation together was a road trip to Disney World. There was a Cracker Barrel or Shoney's at every exit along 95. It was heaven.

If this is all he has to work with, I don't give it a year.

http://www.omgblog.com/2008/05/omg_hes_naked_daniel_craig.php

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Rachel walked on Aronofsky who is rumored to have been doing Portman during Black Swan and may be the baby daddy. Craig dumped his chick of 4eva and immediately took up with Weisz...rebound romances burn hot and quick. Good-luck to them.

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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Hmmm...trying to decide if I care about these two & their brewing fetus...wait, data coming in...and the answer is...nope.

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I can't overlook Daniel Craig's massive round face. Never ever found him attractive and/or interesting. Rachel is hot though.

her's craig in 2006 when he became bond
nice review of all the bonds by letterman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS5X9Nz7ZY

must be hard to keep your vows when your this hot

I think he started cheating on his gf of many years with her BEFORE we actually knew about it, so still short stint, but just saying.

And, I thought that she left that Darren Aronofsky dude when he got some actress ho knocked up??? Haven't learned who that is yet. Either the fetus went asleep forever or it's Natalie Portman. The first seems more of what would happen, I think.

nothing liek the the jolie-pittz, i wonder if their kid will be gender-confused