Jennifer Aniston Is Inside The Actors Studio
Because Megan Fox was already busy teaching a master class in acting at Juilliard, James Lipton invited Jennifer Aniston into the Actors Studio today. Of course, Jennifer Aniston dragged her snatched piece Justin Theroux along. Because even if your boyfriend is a swastika tattoo away from looking like Charles Manson, you still show that bitch off. Boyfriends are just like 9’inch dicks. If you’ve got one, flaunt it!
You might be wondering why Jennifer Aniston was asked to be on Inside The Actors Studio since she has the range of a rubber gerbil, but the show is more than just talking about acting skills. The show is also about getting into the mind of a true artist. James Lipton masterfully molests the brain of an actor with his creepy eyes and even creepier mouth. We learn so much! For example, take this EXCLUSIVE first look at Jennifer Aniston’s answers for the famous Inside The Actors Studio Questionnaire:
JL: What turns you on?
JA: When my publicist texts me a link to a magazine’s website that shows a picture of me kissing a famous man who can be best described as a solid B+ or above and has at least 20 IMDB credits to his name.
JL: What turns you off?
JA: An empty Smart Water bottle (SOLD in the bottled water section of your local grocer!)
JL: What is your favorite word?
JA: Uncool.
JL: What is your least favorite word?
JA: I’ll give you a hint. Starts with “Angelina” ends with stealing your fucking husband!
JL: What sound or noise do you love?
JA: Meow.
JL: What sound or noise do you hate?
JA: The sound of the spoon scraping the last drop of cake batter from the bowl after I’ve just had “the talk.”
JL: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
JA: The person who gets to turn down celebrity adoptions from third world countries.
JL: What profession other than yours would you not want to attempt?
JA: Grave digger at a stuffed animal cemetery.
JL: What is your favorite swear word?
JA: Maddoxyoulittlefuckingshitifuckinghateyou!
JL: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say to you as you enter the Pearly Gates?
JA: “Brad says you did it better, bitch.”
