Shame On You For Looking At Paparazzi Pictures Of Pink's Baby Friend!
Pink and Carey Hart released this picture of them making a skin bjorn with their arms for their ten second-old daughter Willow, but she made it clear on her website that she only did so because the paparazzi kept stalking out in her anus and she wanted to kill the fire. The paparazzi do know that the year is 2011 and that Pink's government name isn't Angelina Jolie and that 99.9% of the public will be able to fall asleep at night if they don't see a picture of her newborn baby's face? If not, they should really get someone to update their files.
Pink started off her extra long rant by saying that she and Carey donated the money they made from selling the first picture of their baby to Ronald McDonald House and Autism Speaks. Then Pink wrote that she doesn't understand how in the US, magazines and websites don't blur out the faces of the young the same way they do in Europe and the UK. Pink thinks this is just ten scoops of shameful and she also think those who look at pictures of other people's kids are the suppository that is helping to push the wrong shit out.
To anyone out there that buys a magazine, or goes onto a website to look at pictures of other people's children, may you at least think for a second about what you may inadvertently be supporting. We are so appreciative that people are interested in seeing our daughter. We WANT to share our joys with you, but as parents (and new parents), we should be able to govern these decisions, shouldn't we? And to be clear, I'm speaking directly to these "stolen" photographs--paparazzi photos.
So when you see our middle fingers up in all of our pictures, now you know the motivation. It's all we can do to stop images of a newborn baby from being printed without our consent. Can you imagine a world where they would blur out our middle finger to protect a "consumer" over blurring out an innocent child to protect their integrity and privacy?
Thank you for letting me say my peace. Do I expect this letter to change the world? No. But if it plants a seed of awareness, if a politician or an activist or a legislator or a teacher or police officer is prompted to even think about it--let alone engage, I have done my part on behalf of my daughter. Not surprising that lesson one from me to my daughter is to let one's voice be heard.
Pink has a point or two, but there are two sides to this. I never understand why the paps are willing to crack their ankles from chasing after a newborn celebrity baby, because they pretty much look the same. Just take a picture of a dried apricot with closed human eyelids on it, and I'd still say, "CUTE BABY, PINK!" It's just a baby! And I also never understand how some paps climb trees to take pictures of half-naked celebrity kids hanging out in a backyard and they never think to themselves, "Hmmm. Do I realize that this will get me a poke from PedoBear on Facebook?"
But THEN AGAIN, there are famewhoring and clueless parents like Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie who will push Suri out in front of a camera even though she's practically dying inside. And there's someone like Johnny Depp who moved his family to the middle of nowhere in France so that he can have some privacy.
If I was Pink and wanted to stay living in L.A., I'd use a little logic. You know how US magazines never publish titties without a black box or blur puddle over them? Well, whenever I take my kid out I'd just throw a titty mask over her face. That way the magazines HAVE to blur her out. Every problem really is solved with chichis!
(Picture via People)
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I agree with her 100%. Kids need to be off limits.... period.
I don't know if I would allow her to say her peace, but she may say her piece.
Otherwise she's somehow right, but then again MK is rightier.
Photog did a nice job post-production erasing her double chin.
In none of her pics within the past 2 months does she have a jawline.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 8:59am.
Pink might just be the dumbest bitch on the planet.
People with big mouths often have the least to say. I grew tired of her chest beating when she tried to paint herself as a modern day Tarzan.
Anybody remember her open letters regarding animal cruelty? Like that time she went after horses being kept in NYC, or even worse, Australian wool farmers?
She eventually admitted that she didn't actually know anything about Australia's farming practices, and essentially called for a boycott of an entire industry because PETA said that it was cruel.
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And she apologised after realising she didn't have all the information at hand. Relax.
If you think Pink is the 'dumbest bitch' then you've forgotten all about Paris Hilton.
Pink is right here. Sure, paps will take pics of her and Carey (of which I am sure she understands) but no celeb should have to deal with paps taking pics of their babies/children. It scares them and they don't understand.
They (the kids) didn't ask for it.
Hey d'ya think her dick got in the way when she was in labor? Caesarian, maybe?
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:34am.
What if there were a picture of a celebrity newborn giving the middle finger?
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It happened, and MK covered it - Justin Bieber flipping the bird. I cried for days.
I like Pink but really she was out at the freaking beach with baby two days after she gave birth. Sorry these two aren't afraid of taking pictures at all.
More stars need to be like Alicia Keyes who hasn't shown anyone a picture of her baby since she gave birth last October.
Oh. Pink. I thought this was the Caption This contest for today. Nevermind.
The baby is cute -- I love her little crossed hands and feet -- but why be paid for the photos at all? Pose for a free shot like SJP and Broderick did outside the hospital when James was born or have a picture taken by a friend and send it out to all the tabs. And they have plenty of money to donate to Ronald McDonald Houses and Autism Speaks without taking anybody else's money.
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"Go away, woman. My cheating medicine will not help you. Even if you win you will still be ugly." ~~ Christopher Moore, Coyote Blue
I think the tabloids should stay away from kids but not because I'm noble. It's because I'm sick and tired of seeing the same celebrity brats over and over again. If I never have to see another pic of Kingston Rossdale, Suri Cruise, Violet Affleck, etc, it will be too soon.
And really mature of Pink to say she's going to combat the paps by giving them the finger. Is she 14 years old or something?
Well, congratulations on the cute baby. And thanks for donating to Autism Speaks. Now please go back to caring for that bandaid baby of yours, which you only had to tie that serial cheatin` husband of yours to your leg.
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Just checked out the People Magazine website and a new photo of Pink, Carey, and the baby in a carrier are on the front page. They apparently have no issue being photographed in public for that.
Not at all relevant remark alert : Is it possible to like you any more, MK!! Just saying...
I <3 MK
these people always gave me closeted nazi vibes.
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I love her, I love him.
I'd be the meat in their sammich.
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Most people don't really care about seeing a picture of a celebrity's newborn. She needs to worry more about keeping her cheating man on a leash.
He's so fucking hot and she is such a man.
Sigh. What a waste.
I think the paps should stay away from kids. They didn't choose the celebrity lifestyle.
Also, I lurves Pink. My two cents.
What if there were a picture of a celebrity newborn giving the middle finger?
SO OFFENSIVE!!!!11
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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 9:11am.
I'm more interested in the pics of Baby's First Tattoo.
Hahaha, I'm sure it won't be too long from now.
I don't think just because you're famous you need to deal with people taking pictures of your children. But I do believe some of these celebs get pap on purpose a lot of them want their picture taken with their kids. Some go to great lengths to protect their privacy aka MJ which unfortunately has gone down the drain now that his fam has pimp those kids out.
Pink is interesting. She is very butch and very feminine at the same time. Not sure how she does it. Great voice!!
Her baby looks like any other baby, so blurring really wouldn't matter. And Pink, you sold your soul to make crazy amounts of money for simply singing, lack of privacy is the trade off, get used to it. Do you think the random person who sings in a choir who has a voice 100X better than yours is making a lot of money for it? Um, no. Because it's not about talent, it's about a persona. That private person is not a "personality," no one is interested in them so they do not throw their cash to hear them from a mile away (like many people would do for your concerts).
Everyone posts pics of their baby in every pose imaginable. (See all of my friends on fb.) While the first 3 are cute after while the sweetness factor turns into a tooth ache. On the bright side, Pink doesn't even have the hassle of loading her baby pictures cuz her friends can just buy the latest rag.
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They all look like the late queen, babies...
…..Pink wrote that she doesn't understand how in the US, magazines and websites don't blur out the faces of the young the same way they do in Europe and the UK….
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Is the UK in a continent of its own?
Or are Pink's knowledges relating to geography blurred out?
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:35am.
I didn't say it was serious. Like you, I was basing my post off experience.
Enjoy your day.
OMG her hands are MASSIVE!!!! LOL!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:23am.
I couldn't think of another typical emo fat girl name so I threw in Becky.
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Haha good call I would have tossed Debbie into the mix or Lydia. ;P It made me LOL at work during my meeting though.
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Oh, there's also Claire. :D
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:22am.
Willow is such an emo/goth fat girl name, like
I was wondering how any of those names are synonymous with fat girls.
Willow Bay was an Estee Lauder model. Willow Smith is totally a stick. I knew a Willow in high school who was tall and thin. *shugs*
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It's not that serious. But I did go to school growing up with about 2 different goth/emo enormous sized girls named Willow and another fatty named Autumn. That's my experience.
Good for her...Go PINK!!!
Oh and I am not interested in seeing pics of babies of people I KNOW. Let alone celeb babies' pics.
I couldn't think of another typical emo fat girl name so I threw in Becky.
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Haha good call I would have tossed Debbie into the mix or Lydia. ;P It made me LOL at work during my meeting though.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:14am.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:12am.
Willow is such an emo/goth fat girl name, like Autumn or Becky.
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LMFAO how the.. where the hell did Becky get in on that mix???
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I was wondering how any of those names are synonymous with fat girls.
Willow Bay was an Estee Lauder model. Willow Smith is totally a stick. I knew a Willow in high school who was tall and thin. *shugs*
Tabloids pay for the paps pictures, the pictures sell the magazines, the magazines keep the celebrity in the spotlight. It is kind of an elitist symbiotic relationship that even a dumbshit like me can figure out. Rail against or revel in it all you want PINK, it is the price of fame.
Well Michael Jackson did put masks on his kids' faces when they went outside when they were very young, and got a lot of shit for it. *shrugs*
Why do the parents in new baby/parent pics so often look so awkward and uncomfortable? Is it the dopey cutesy poses? Why not just hold the baybay and give a real smile? Is it so difficult?
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 9:53am.
@Louise Brooks and Evil Cupcake.
You found my post funny? I was being serious for once and you lolled? I give up! :)
Put a lil pair of round glasses on that kid and its Mr Magoo....tell me I'm wrong!
ROTFL I can't. But I think that's true of all babies (present company excluded- we were, of course, stunning from the word go).
Carey used to be a little hot, but she sucked the hot right out of him.
I couldn't think of another typical emo fat girl name so I threw in Becky.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:12am.
Willow is such an emo/goth fat girl name, like Autumn or Becky.
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LMFAO how the.. where the hell did Becky get in on that mix???
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Willow is such an emo/goth fat girl name, like Autumn or Becky.
"Not surprising that lesson one from me to my daughter is to let one's voice be heard."
wow, isn't becoming a mom supposed to make a person less conceited? the level of navel-gazing in that sentence is rather nauseating.
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How will I ever find a meaning in life if I don't see celeb spawn? Oh how I need to see a book full of pictures just with cabbage patch kids looking babies.
Seriously, I love Pink, but she's a little into herself there. I agree with her about blurring out celeb kid's pics, though. I also think Suri needs to have friends her age instead of having paps shoved in her face.
She has a point about how middle fingers are blurred out for "consumers" but a baby's face is not. It's along the lines of how our society used to (and still does) slap an X rating on a film with full frontal male nudity, same-sex coupling, interracial coupling, and other stale holdovers from the Hays Code but give a PG or an R to a film that has stabbings, beheadings, and other types of dismemberment. Quite a reflection.
Cute baby, but they all look the same. I wasn't even familiar with my own at first...I ooh and aahed over the wrong fucking baby in the hospital nursery! :/
@Louise Brooks and Evil Cupcake.
You found my post funny? I was being serious for once and you lolled? I give up! :)
Put a lil pair of round glasses on that kid and its Mr Magoo....tell me I'm wrong!
Suri is for sure a demon kill it with fire.
Excellent for forcing the paps to blur baby's face
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 9:38am.
That baby is ugly and smells like poo. The parents are covered in crap tatz and look inbred.
Apart from that, good luck :)
LMAO
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 9:38am.
That baby is ugly and smells like poo. The parents are covered in crap tatz and look inbred.
Apart from that, good luck :)
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LOL! ELB, you are too funny!