Open Post: Hosted By A Big Gulp Full Of WTF

June 23, 2011 / Posted by:

This shit is really like a promotional video for Lindsay Lohan’s School of Drunk Driving.

7-11 employee Gejea Ejeta is laid up in the hospital with a leg injury after 32-year-old nurse (HA!) Wilaisha Rankins showed him the worst curbside manner ever by crashing her Dodge into him and the window. That was the first WTF. The second WTF came when Wilaisha’s passenger Tylese Pitts calmly stepped out of the car and did the “Haters Gon’ Hate” strut like a man wasn’t bleeding his leg off on the floor a few feet away from her. Nope, Tylese just waddled along like, “Whoops. Guess I gotta get a Slurpee elsewheres.”

The third WTF was brought to us by the backseat passenger who stopped, dropped and rolled out of the car before walking towards the street. And finally, the fourth WTF is what came out of Tylese’s mouth when the police asked her what the hell Wilaisha (who is still at large) was thinking. Tylese said, “I don’t know what she was doing. I’m worried about me, officer. I got to go.”

I’m going to assume that Nurse Wilaisha is a Nurse Jackie kind of nurse and her body was just wrapped in stolen fentanyl patches at the time of the crash. Everybody in this mess is drained of emotion! It’s like they’re video game characters. They just hit a wall, they go oops, they turn around and they keep walking.

Maybe this is just some elaborate and fucked up dramatization of how Michelle Duggar gives birth.

Source: 6abc via Blame It on the Voices

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