Nick Cannon Makes Sense

June 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Mimi and Nick Cannon’s unicorn twinlets have yet to make their magazine portrait debut, but he talked a little about them to Page Six at the opening of a Benz dealership in Manhattan the other night. Nick continued to make sense by saying that his kids live up to their names Moroccan Scott and Monroe. You know, because Moroccan has six-packs where his tear ducts are supposed to be and Monroe is already a needy girl who will throw a breathy tantrum if she doesn’t get her way. SENSE: Nick Cannon has lots of it!

Nick on Moroccan Scott: “He doesn’t cry, he’s already got muscles, so Moroccan was a perfect name for him.”

Nick on Monroe: “Monroe’s a diva. She always has to get her way, and she loves being held.”

I believe every single word Nick Cannon is spewing, especially the part about Moroccan Scott having more muscles than Jillian Michaels’ nipple. Think about it. If your name is Moroccan, you can either cry about it or you can do something about it. Moroccan Scott went with the latter and played the Rocky theme song in his head.

When his parents aren’t looking, he uses the rhinestone-encrusted unicorn horn rattle in his crib as a weight. Moroccan lifts it with determination while thinking about the day he’ll be strong enough to do a pull up out of his crib, crawl to the nearest window, jump up to it, push it up with his new biceps and roll to the county clerk’s office to change his name. It’s like ENOUGH but with babies! And instead of an abusive husband, he’s got an abusive name!

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