From Long Island Lolita To Long Island OMGYOURFACE

June 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Amy Fisher got famous from shooting Mary Buttafuoco in the face, then she got famous again for getting loads shot into her face in porn, and now she’s famous again again for shooting Botox, collagen and Drano gel into her face. If they ever make a sequel to the perfect TV masterpiece Causalities of Love, Alyssa Milano will only be able to reprise her role as Amy Fisher if she wears a molded silicone mask modeled after Angelina Jolie’s Real Doll.

Amy, a married mother of three and porn star, sat down with Entertainment Tonight to talk about her reality television debut in Dr. Drew’s junkie-for-pay show Celebrity Rehab. Amy admitted that she sucks on the booze bottle to escape life and then she said something that should really be Celebrity Rehab’s tagline: “I don’t need rehab, but I think I made for an interesting cast member!” Clip below Clip below of Amy’s lips desperately trying to move like two obese snakes stuck in a pool of hardened gelatin:

Amy Fisher is a deranged mess of melting delusion, but I have to give her credit for her impeccable and classic eyebrow situation as well as the made in France talons of exquisiteness on her finger tips. That being said, why does Amy Fisher hate faces so much?! What does she have against faces and why is she not talking to Dr. Drew about her face hating ways? Amy committed an illegal act by half paralyzing Mary Jo’s face with a bullet and now she’s half paralyzed her own face with plastic! If you asked Mary Jo about this, she’d probably say that karma is a back alley plastic surgeon.

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