Afternoon Crumbs
Pax’s long flowing hair is making me hum, “Salon Selectives! Salon gloooooow!” – Lainey Gossip
Mel Gibson’s fetish model girlfriend doesn’t look like she’s the type to give blowjob before Jacuzzi so we might have a problem here – The Superficial
My auntie is not amused that Hilary Duff is using her holiday cup coasters as earrings – Hollywood Tuna
Unless a clip of a pink unicorn proposing to a purple flamingo under a rainbow at an ABBA concert makes its way online today, this is the gayest proposal you’ll see all week! – Towleroad
The girl from Stepmom is all grown up and totally topless (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Gerard Butler’s abs look like a crooked pizza pie – Just Jared
Halle Berry is at the grocery store – Popholic
Katy Perry goes ginge – Popsugar
But how many pounds of Thetans did Kirstie Alley lose? – Celebitchy
Rosie Huntington-Whateverly in Elle – The Berry
Project Runway tries to sell their show with a naked Heidi Klum when a naked Tim Gunn would’ve really done the trick – ICYDK
AWWWWW – OMG Blog
Isn’t that Cindy McCain? – The Daily What
21 terrorist threats towards Mimi – Cityrag
MasterChef is faking it – SOW
Hello, Child Protective Services? Yes, my name is Michael K and I’d like to report an act of child abuse I just witnessed on the street? Be more specific, you say? One words: CROCS!!!! – I’m Not Obsessed
And I still don’t know what Pottermore is – Videogum