US Airways Could Never Deny A Silver Kitten Beauty Like This
The friendly skies became the sessy skies on June 9th when this Victoria's Secret archangel and Internet starlet sashayed onto a flight from Fort Lauderdale to Phoenix even though several jealous hating passengers demanded that he be kicked off. If you're wondering who on earth would not want to be soaring through the clouds while in the presence of a sex pot goddess who puts the dick in Frederick's of Hollywood, then click on this picture because that's pretty much the look they were all making. Didn't their mothers teach them that it's not right to hate a platinum calla lily who makes all of the TSA wands stand up and salute?
Jill Tarlow, who captured this image that will be the cover of Playboy's Beauties of the TSA Checkpoint issue, tells The San Francisco Chronicle that several passengers boo hooed to US Airways about Pepaw Heidi Klum getting on the plane, but officials wisely ignored that shit. You can excuse his beauty, but you cannot excuse a beauty's right to fly in his outlet mall bra and panties. A rep from US Airways had this to say:
"We don't have a dress code policy. Obviously, if their private parts are exposed, that's not appropriate. ... So if they're not exposing their private parts, they're allowed to fly."
Who could really blame the complainers, though? There they were, sitting next to their husbands at the gate, when in struts in this hot bitch with a head like Henry from Too Close For a Comfort, a wardrobe like a kinky closeted Republican senator and a body like an English substitute teacher. They knew they could never compete. They also knew that if they got on that plane with him, their husbands would be lining up next to his seat, begging him to induct them into the Mile High Club. They did and he answered their begging by slipping out his hand and ordering them to fetch him some nuts. A lady in all ways!
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I have flown with him before. He's really nice. I admire that he can be who he is without worrying about what anyone else thinks. He should be the hot slut of the year!
Okay that takes BALLS
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 9:46am.
So, US Airways kicked a dude off for "sagging" but let this thing board? WTF?
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Yep.
This guy is famous, there are 100s of pics of him about to board flights in ugly revealing womens outfits. I knew this when the pant sagging story came out but I didn't know this guy flew US Airways regularly. The pant sagging guy is sure to get paid.
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Alana Smithee
What a Lovely Mess ... and when I say lovely I mean 'what in the f*** is that?' and when I say mess I mean 'what in the f*** is that?'
Fucking GROSS! He's a disgrace and should not be allowed to fly dressed like that. What a fucking freak! Ewwww!
How funny would it be if this guy turned out to be the air marshall? Something dangerous happens on the plane, and the bad guy gets whooped up by a grandpa wearing a bikini and stilettos. lol
On the other hand, I can totally see TSA deciding to require us all to dress like this for flights since it looks pretty difficult to hide any weapons in that skimpy get up.
Hot Mess. Planes aren't exactly comfortable. It's either too warm and the air feels gross, or it's too cold. Plus, yes, wear some goddamned pants.
I hope I'm this sessy when I get older.
PUFF
Why the hell doesn't the stupid old fuck tuck?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
If that was sitting next to me on a flight I would sue and demand a full refund!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 7:54am.
I take offense to the lack of clothing, not that it's women's clothing on a man. I couldn't imagine sitting in the middle seat with him on the window and having his junk eek by me on the way to the bathroom.
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I concur and I am as about as "get your freak on" as it gets, but I am gonna take a pass on this.
Sorry, sister, put some damn pants on.
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So, US Airways kicked a dude off for "sagging" but let this thing board? WTF?
Everyone has mentioned how gross it might be to sit NEXT to him, but I'm thinking how gross it would be to sit in that seat AFTER him!!! It's not like they disinfect the seats after each flight......and his junk and pubes will be all over that seat. Oh - and ball sweat.
N-A-S-T-Y. Period.
Pilots who delay flights for issuing "not listening to the flight crew" edicts for bullshit fashion policing, need to be fined by the FAA. I don't care how anyone dresses as long as they don't have explosives in their hooha. I paid damn good money for a ticket to get from point A to point B and by god that airline better get me there on time and quit F'n around with these bullshit issues. The yankee doodles in blue have seen all their parts with an xray or patted them all down....they're good to go. Pilots need to focus on their on time stats and flight attendents focus on keeping the drunks out of the cockpit and from opening doors midflight.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 7:54am.
I take offense to the lack of clothing, not that it's women's clothing on a man. I couldn't imagine sitting in the middle seat with him on the window and having his junk eek by me on the way to the bathroom.
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I tend to agree. Would they let women fly in bikinis? Or their underwear? I don't think so. I think there must be boundaries somewhere.
*books flight to Dayton planning to wear granny panties and cone bra*
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
Strangely, I can only fly WHEN I have my private parts exposed.
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"I'd hate to have to go around thinking of health & shit like that." Keith Richards, 1997
I take offense to the lack of clothing, not that it's women's clothing on a man. I couldn't imagine sitting in the middle seat with him on the window and having his junk eek by me on the way to the bathroom.
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I get annoyed with people wearing sweat suits to travel, so you can imagine how I feel about HIM.
And I have officially lost my tolerance for people like this. HE IS MENTALLY ILL. I don't care. Call me a bigot - I guess I am. Because I don't think he is all there in the head. It's exhibitionism and it's pathological.
We have certain conventions in society that make it a decent place to live. If he gets off on showing his package in spandex, there are plenty of appropriate places he can do that. Various parades, beaches, nightclubs, his own living room, the internet.
Um, I got kicked off a connecting flight from Chicago to NY one time because my jeans had rips in them, no joke. Mind you it was a connecting flight so I didn't even have access to my luggage to change. I guess next time I'll just show up in cheap lingerie and hooker boots.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland: "My dad and I had a long talk about this. Next time he'll wear a slip dress."
AH AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA! You win. I was getting all pissy reading the comments, but this one made me laugh my ASS off. I heart you, Mickey!
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 5:18am.
I don't understand all the approval of this guy.
He is way-over-the-top underdressed. Most of you are okay with sitting next to this guy, with his junk staring you in the face for the entire flight ?
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Cosign!! Esp. when everyone was up-in-arms when SW Airlines kicked off that girl for having too short of a mini skirt, calling her a wh0re and a slut when this perv's outfit is waaaaaaaaaaay worse. Hipocracy much?
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:44am.
Submitted by cokeysniffy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:17am.
When will someone please start a 'brat-free' option for flights? I'd gladly pay extra for a relaxing flight with no crying screaming children.
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Screaming children can be dealt with by earplugs. Gassy gentleman can not be escaped.
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Excellent kick back to the 'we hate kids' whiners :-D
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
His name is Howard Nutt and he's famous on TheDirty.
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How dare they treat my futture baby's mama like that!?!?!?!?!? you know what side-eyers??? razor blades and lemon juice for all of yous!!!!
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I'm always on the wrong damn flight, cause this kind of shit you just gotta see with your own damn eyes. This bitch looks fabulous
Yeah right. I've seen tons of tacky ass hos boarding onto planes with all of their boobs hanging out and nobody would complain that they are a disturbance.
I don't understand all the approval of this guy.
He is way-over-the-top underdressed. Most of you are okay with sitting next to this guy, with his junk staring you in the face for the entire flight ?
I'd be more okay with this, if he at least had a pair of decent shorts or pants on. is that too much to ask ?
He's like Hugh Heffner and his entire ho-tel of tricks all rolled into one stylish glamourpuss pepaw.
The dude looks like Paul Newman. And Paul was a closeted gay.
Awesome. Work it, grampa!
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twerk those stumps!
@luvmehateme, Aw, you're a good Auntie. You and your nephews can have the seats, I'll sit across the aisle. *puts down shank, picks up vodka tonic*
Submitted by cokeysniffy on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:17am.
When will someone please start a 'brat-free' option for flights? I'd gladly pay extra for a relaxing flight with no crying screaming children.
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Screaming children can be dealt with by earplugs. Gassy gentleman can not be escaped.
I've never laughed so hard at a comments section yet - too many classics to mention - this SO should have been a "Caption This" contest.
Being Aussie we don't see shite like this at our airports, this guy would get beaten up for sure, as would any TSA agent who tried to grab some blokes balls, not sure how you guys cope with that!
Would they have let a woman on board in this outfit? If so, they should not have kicked him off the plane and he should sue their asses. However, if they would have kicked off a woman for wearing underwear/a bathing suit, a little sweater, over-the-knee stockings and pumps, then he has no case. End of story.
Submitted by hotpocket on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 11:31pm.
@luvmehateme, Alright, I'm ready to rumble! *pulls shank from g-string*
Good on the nephew lesson. IDGAF is a rare and precious gift, not to be squandered on the ignorant and dull
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Oh, uh uh *side eyes and takes off earrings*!
Yes, my sister is pretty kumbaya and "make everybody happy" with my babies, so it is up to their Auntie to bestow upon them how to give a "FUCK YOU" to people the right way. Both fingers (and G-strings) blazing, if you like!!!
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:48pm.
oohhhh!... if it's for the eyebrow pics... you're excused from prosecution... carry on!LOL!
Hahaha, yeah he's a jerk but the pics are funny
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US Airways doesn't have a dress code all of the sudden? They asked that football player to pull his pants up because his underwear was exposed and threw him off when he refused. They shouldn't have asked him in the first place right, if this guy is allowed to be in bra and panties? Sorry, but that is bullshit and I hope the football player is planning on suing them for a lot of money now.
@luvmehateme, Alright, I'm ready to rumble! *pulls shank from g-string*
Good on the nephew lesson. IDGAF is a rare and precious gift, not to be squandered on the ignorant and dull.
I HATE flying, HATE crowded places, and wouldn't like any almost nekkid person sitting next to me on a plane. It's not because he's a cross dresser, it's because he's almost NEKKID and I'd feel like I'm inhaling his ball sweat in the tepid airplane air. At least wear a slip to cover your junk, DAMN.
Well if Terminal is the topic of conversation... at least take a peek at all his red carpet appearances.
http://thedirty.com/category/terminal/
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 8:24pm.
GaGa flies like this all the time.
And I wouldn't want to sit next to her, either.
Me neither. Her leather-studded vag must stink up the whole cabin with stale sweat.
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Hahaha!! Why do all the poptarts look like they smell? Gags, Kesha, Brit, Momsen, RiRi etc - they all look whiffier than the city dump.
Stinky little tramps need to learn some personal hygiene.
My dad and I had a long talk about this. Next time he'll wear a slip dress.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 8:24pm.
GaGa flies like this all the time.
And I wouldn't want to sit next to her, either.
Me neither.
Her leather-studded vag must stink up the whole cabin with stale sweat.
Submitted by Lope on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 9:05pm.
That is so disgusting. Imagine trying to take your kids on a flight where perv was strutting his grossness. Society has gone to absolute shit lately. There's no way they'd let a woman fly like that, but lawsuit paranoia means this crap is allowed? GROSS.
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Would rather sit next to him on a transatlantic flight for 22 hours then hear one of the "kids" scream and bitch and cry for 1 hr.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:47pm.
It's just a sypmptom of Liberalism when the loons are in control.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
We'll be fixin' that in November '12.
Americans have had enough of this horseshit!
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Uh, yeah. I am sure if a Republican gets office in 2012, no one will try to assert their rights to fly in whatever the fuck clothes they choose. Yeah. And I am sure that this cross dressing stunt queen is Obama's fault. And do me a favor, as an American, I am asking you not to speak for me. I am not tired of ANY of what is going on in this photo.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Submitted by hotpocket on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:51pm.
I don't care what anyone says, if this guy sat next to me, we'd be friends for life. IDGAF is a required attitude for my companionship, and our society's gotten way too vanilla and boring. Wave your freak flag high, honey.
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You would have to fight me for him, bitch!!! I would have bought him a beer off the squeaky drink cart and told my nephews "Now THAT is how you give the finger, boys! Take notes...that's a bad bitch!"
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
I don't care what anyone says, if this guy sat next to me, we'd be friends for life. IDGAF is a required attitude for my companionship, and our society's gotten way too vanilla and boring. Wave your freak flag high, honey.
Submitted by Genny18 on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:48pm.
oohhhh!... if it's for the eyebrow pics... you're excused from prosecution... carry on!LOL!
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It's more the tacky white sweater with the black knee hi's I find most offensive.....I expect my cross-dressing flight mates to have more taste and better hair.
ESE, I hardly go there anymore but I've seen some super sexy train wrecks w/amazing eyebrows!
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