Wednesday, June 22nd 2011

QOTD: Vampire Beehl Is Allowed To Bite Your Tit

Stephen Moyer of True Blood gets a lot of chichis shoved into his face to either sign with a Sharpie or mark with his teeth and his bi-sexual wife Anna Paquin sometimes lets him! If you've always wanted Vampire Beehl's mouth saliva on her titties, it's your lucky day because your dream might come true! Stephen tells Men's Fitness:

"I get to sign boobs a lot. I get to bite boobs, occasionally, when I'm allowed. If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs...and necks."

But Stephen Moyer didn't say if ASkars also bites boobs.....that sort of look like waxed testicles stuffed into a doll's dress hanging on another dude's crotch. "That is what I really want to know," says me as I head out the door to buy a doll's dress, tiny nipple stickers and wax.

via UsWeekly

Posted by: Michael K


loopygorilla's picture

Gosh these guys are making me have daddy issues

RichBitch's picture

Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:20pm.
"Boobs" sounds antiquainted and almost quaint. It's like a lowbrow bosoms.
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He says "boobs" and "my missus" coz he's a brit!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Stephen is one SCORCHIN' HOT rump-ranger !!!

Swallows's picture

I dont watch TV, ergo I haven't seen this show, but of course, not living under a rock, I have heard of it. That being said, I've always hated Anna Paquin - kiwi twat - now I have more reason to hate her.
I would DIE if he bit me on the neck, just freaking DIE.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Moyer is sooooo boring on True Blood, and his face is starting to look extremely old (the hyper-black Elvis hair doesn't help - starting to make him look like Robert Goulet). I don't care how ripped he is - Beel and Sookeh are boring as hell, even though Alan Ball LOOOOOVES them, much to the detriment of this now cracked-out series. Bleh.

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annZ's picture

That last paragraph about AScars is pure poetry.
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Centaurious's picture

I think it may be more like, "I kissed a girl because my girl likes it."
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Pffft ... Yeah 'bi-sexual' as in 'I-kissed-a-girl-'cause-my-guy-likes-it'.

Kerfuffles's picture

ASkars is UGLEH. This guy is alright, though.

Mk, your comments about askars are hilarious and just the laugh I needed at the end of a long day. Thanks!

Jayda's picture

i don't think his bites are actually breaking the skin but i should look for him in LA and find out

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Eeew, AIDS. Eeewww, Hepatitis. Eees, stranger sweat. Eewww, Ewww, Ewww.

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:52pm.
mike, what do you prefer to call them?
Well, breasts if I'm in polite company. Tits otherwise, I guess.
I think there should be a naughtier name for them. We don't have enough descriptive words for the tatahs and 'funbags' don't count. :<
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Boob meat.

fishsticksfan's picture

Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:35pm.
mike, what do you prefer to call them?
Well, breasts if I'm in polite company. Tits otherwise, I guess.
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I think there should be a naughtier name for them. We don't have enough descriptive words for the tatahs and 'funbags' don't count. :<

Tripitaka's picture

does he also get to take the peen? its interesting how its cool for women to say they are bi, but not for men

YeahYeahYeah's picture

He's looking mighty fine there.

mike's picture

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:35pm.
mike, what do you prefer to call them?

Well, breasts if I'm in polite company. Tits otherwise, I guess.

fishsticksfan's picture

mike, what do you prefer to call them?

FunFilled's picture

wow aint he and the missus all progressive and shit.

Centaurious's picture

Since Sookie is on the cover of the NYT Arts & Leisure section this week, and he's in Men's Fitness, I give them one more year before the divorce announcement.

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Twat Muffin's picture

He looks way better when he isn't painted pale white. Looking like this, he can chomp on me if he wants to!

Bree's picture

I wonder what her titty biting standards are then, if "she approves of the person I get to bite boobs." Interesting way of wording it, I guess.

suckandfuck's picture

daaanggg! the missus lets me chomp on dem tits all day! daannngg!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

mike's picture

"Boobs" sounds antiquainted and almost quaint. It's like a lowbrow bosoms.

Hekki's picture

His "missus"? That's quaint.

Aw, it's cute that she gets approval. That's pretty cool of her. Not sure if I would be that permissive. Maybe...