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June 22, 2011 / Posted by:

The world’s already got the Heather Mills of cats and now it’s got the Heather Mills of dogs (once again, sans the whole “gold digging cunt” part). Today must unofficially be Happy Bionic Day, because it’s not only Lindsay Wagner’s birthday but it’s also the day that we celebrate the world’s first dog with a complete set of bionic legs. It’s The Six Million Dollar Dog!

Life started out like a pile of sad face shit for Naki’o. Naki’o old owners, who have earned themselves a stable in the human mills in Hell, left him behind when he was a puppy after their house foreclosed. Without food or shelter, Naki’o wandered the cold streets of Nebraska and got all of his paws stuck in an icy puddle. Just like what happens to your tongue if you lick on Snow Miser’s ass cheek too long, Naki’o paws got frostbitten and they had to be amputated. Naki’o was destined to live his life as a dog who is permanently doing The Worm until he was adopted by veterinary technician Christie Tomlinson.

Christie raised enough money to buy him two bionic legs. Orthopets, the company that built his bionic legs, gave Naki’o a second set as a gift because he did so well with the first pair. Naki’o can now run, jump, hump and get his ass sniffed like the other dogs!

via The Daily What

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