Evan Rachel Wood Cut Her Hair

June 22, 2011 / Posted by:

If my fuck parts produced the L.A. premiere party for True Blood, ASkars, Joe Mangina-Jello and Ryan Kwanten (Beeehl and his soggy crepe-wrapped zombie face are not invited) would’ve shown up wearing only thongs made out of bloody vampire fangs and gold chains attached to each other’s nipples, and they would’ve gotten ALL THE ATTENTION. But since my fuck parts didn’t produce the L.A. premiere party for True Blood, those three showed up wearing wardrobe furnished by Pierre Cardin (Chuck Woolery shout out!). Instead, all of the attention went to Evan Rachel Wood and her Flowbee fresh haircut. BOOOO.

Evan Rachel Wood showed up looking like the Happy Hour-shift bartender at an L-Word themed bar and tells Popeater that she cut the locks that Marilyn Manson used to nibble pie bits out of, because she’s really androgynous.

“I grew up in love with David Bowie. So I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls… I’m into androgyny in general. I’m constantly changing, I’m constantly growing. I think I’m a little controversial? I just try and keep some mystery, so hopefully people can’t really put their finger on it.”

You know what I want to put my finger on? Her tongue, so she can shut up with that “I’M SO EDGY! I’M SUCH A PRINCE SONG! I’M SO NOW!!!” crap. Bitch is about as mysterious as a pus-filled wart on Paris Hilton’s labia. Bitch needs to change into a mouth gag and kindly sit down. Somebody needs to glamour A CLUE into that trick.

These little wet noodle hos think that if they chop their hair off and put on pants, they are suddenly the second coming of Tilda Swinton. Newsflash, bitch, looking like a recently divorced French teacher who came back from summer break with a “hot new” cut she got from the head stylist at MasterCuts is not EDGY. ……..wait. Since I put it that way, maybe this is edgy and new after all. Carry on, Evan!

Here’s a few more pictures from last night’s premiere. In case you haven’t been introduced yet: ERW, PAM!!!! with her husband, Ryan Kwanten, Joe Mangina-Jello, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, ASkars, Carrie Preston with Michael Emerson, Sam Trammell with his wife, Deborah Ann Woll with her guest,

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