Wednesday, June 22nd 2011
Brit Brit Lavigne's Got A New Video
With the help of a polka dot bikini from Charlotte Russe's archive closet, a jacket picked up from Forever 21's dressing room floor, Avril Lavigne's scalped weave, a new cocktail of meds, a pervert baby, a leche facial, Guillermo from Weeds, the set from Janet Jackson's Alright video and Michael Jackson's Thriller laugh, Brit Brit Spears battles an army of robot paparazzos in her new video for that Bravo theme song.
Maybe it's because I'm old fashioned at heart and prefer the classics, but I liked it a lot more when Brit Brit would attack the paps with a green umbrella while looking like a thumb man scorned. I wonder if they play that on AMC?
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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:31pm.
Fuck it, I'm happy for her. Seriously. This is the most animated and awake I've seen her in a video in YEARS. Make fun of her if you wish, but try having a nervous breakdown yourself. It's good to see her enjoy herself a little. She seems like a benevolent soul.
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Yeah, I actually kind of liked it? The video was so stupid I got a kick out of it, and I, uh... don't mind the song. I agree that she seemed pretty animated. All this "back to the swamp" shit gets on my nerves. Not to say she hasn't always been taken advantage of, but that doesn't mean she should be shackled to a trailer in the backwoods of Louisiana.
Nice "belly double" @ the beginning of the vid. LMAO~!
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Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 8:17pm.
She is such a no-talent! When are the rest of you going to realize that?
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She is such a no-talent! When are the rest of you going to realize that?
Sorry I meant that I LOVED it.
I have a soft spot in my head for chubbly ol' Britters. But what the hell body-double madness in all the non-head showing close up of body shots hahahaha.
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Awww I love Guillermo and his sexy leche facial
She is way too old to dress and sing like this. No one wants to hear a helium-sounding voice. Good Lord, BS, you're not a teen anymore.
She looked alive. Wow. I think the lights were actually on for once.
Submitted by CeeCee on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:58am.
Of course, I WOULD get the Half Baked reference but I have no clue what the bit at the end with "I had the strangest dream" and the sea shells means. Or the red robot eyes.
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If you aren't kidding: the "strangest dream" part and the red robot eyes were from the end of "Thriller." MJ had cat eyes, but since the paps were Terminators in this I think they just switched it up.
I like the song but yeah Brit Brit was dressed a little too young, especially with the multi-colored fingernails.
"Crossroads II: Cross Harder" was funny though.
No the chorus aint a fucking whistle ?
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I hate that frog catching a fly tongue thing she always does when she lip syncs.
*I thought I was the only one that found that agitating and obvious. That is when she is getting her hardcore lipsynch on.*
Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:17pm.
She is not a teenager anymore, so for them to dress her like this is embarrassing. She is almost 30 and a mother of two, lets be real.
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I know what you mean. She should keep her mom-body to herself.
Fuck it, I'm happy for her. Seriously. This is the most animated and awake I've seen her in a video in YEARS. Make fun of her if you wish, but try having a nervous breakdown yourself. It's good to see her enjoy herself a little. She seems like a benevolent soul.
"Fuck you...fuck you..." That was much funnier in Half Baked. FAIL.
Brit sounds the same in every goddamn song - over-processed baby voice, UGH. Sick to death of her.
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WOW - thank you MK, for reminding me how awesome Janet Jackson's "Alright" is!!
Now I'm gonna have to go out and buy "Control" and "Rhythm Nation." That shit was magnificently happy-making :D
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She is not a teenager anymore, so for them to dress her like this is embarrassing. She is almost 30 and a mother of two, lets be real. But at least we didn't have to watch her "dance".
Submitted by RichBitch on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:15am.
So when is Crossroads 2 out then?
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Unwatchable, classless, formula JUNK.
Oh this bitch did not "borrow" from one of the greatest comedies of all-time, "Half-Baked."
RAGE!
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Is it just me or does she have a bad case of red-eye? Noticable in the close ups.
And is there some signifigance to the milk pouring thing that I don't get??
i'm convinced ribbontie eats lead paint chips and nibbles pencil ends.
OT: Corgi shaped chipmunk singing heehaw needs to just stop and be put out to pasture for her own well being.
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ribbontie, you liked it? i am so surprised! You'd like it if it were a video of Britney taking a crap.
she can do no wrong in your eyes, so please stop.
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I liked it ...especially considering this is the third video from the Femme Fatale era
Also I don't mind her trying new looks etc.
Besides the video was still very "Britney"
Britney also seemed very into it! Also some of you need to stop taking "pop music" so seriously...
This video wasn't supposed to be "Slave 4 U" sexy or anything, geez.
Well, I have to agree with Brit, Guillermo Díaz is pretty cool. I love him.
Submitted by Goldshift on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:52am.
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:44am.
Being that 'Half Baked' is one of my favorite mindless entertainment movies, that reference in the video just annoyed me. I wish they would just let Brit Brit take her little ones and hide in Louisiana with her sister in country peace... it's time for her to move on.
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Her owners will never let her rest and as long as she can keep turning out decent songs, better than GaGa, she will always have a place in the music industry. If you don't like her, don't watch her videos or read articles about her. Its as simple as that. She is not effecting you without your consent so grow up.
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Excuse me, but WTF are you talking about? I feel SORRY for the girl; where am I criticizing her? You're agreeing with what I just said; if someone has "owners" as you called them then clearly that person is not being allowed to do what they want of their own free will...learn to read.
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I cant listen to her. She makes my ears BLEEEEEEED EVERY TIME I hear her auto tuned robot voice !!!! LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!!!!
I made it about 30 secs into the song. It has the same "oh-oh-oh" computer shit sound as "Til the world ends, or whatever that shit song is called.
G-d, I HATE her new stuff. I used to love dancing to her music. Now I want to stick knives in my ears.
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y CeeCee on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:58am.
Of course, I WOULD get the Half Baked reference but I have no clue what the bit at the end with "I had the strangest dream" and the sea shells means. Or the red robot eyes.
my personal idea with the seashells is that you can hear the sea when you get near Brit's ears?
mean I know
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wooooow she did that "fuck you" thing, she so EDGY!…Britney always looks so fucking dumb.
edit: the "I'm cuban b" guy from Half Baked is bloated and gross. come to think of it, it all goes together very well: dumb Britney, bloated corny guy, etc etc.
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Her owners will never let her rest and as long as she can keep turning out decent songs, better than GaGa, she will always have a place in the music industry. If you don't like her, don't watch her videos or read articles about her. Its as simple as that. She is not effecting you without your consent so grow up.
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On topic, this song and video suck, but what else is new. She tries too damn hard and it's beyond ridiculous to watch. I've never liked her, but if she'd keep some clothes on and stop trying to pretend she's still Britney a la 2001, mature her act a little bit, I might actually have some respect for her. However, I'm with some of you, she does actually look partially alive in the eyes here.
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I don't think she is really trying to be sexy except in the press conference shot, where she was sexy. The boob flash,the ass grabbing, the oogling baby, the sexy cop was more purposely inappropriate/tounge in cheek.
Regarding the clothes, yes she looks great in age appropriate and sexy clothes like she had on in the Harpur's Bazaar shoot, like the billowy polka dotted dress, she structured white dress with the open back, and the tight little black dress with full sleeves, but this is a pop video. Those outfits would have been very pailfully boring in this context. Even thouigh today's style is sleek and simple, I miss the embellishment and color of the early 2000's. The white jacket with the military shoulder tassle things was hot. I loved the skinny black pants too, although the skill micky mouse shirt she wore with it was not flattering to her figure.
When I first watched this video, I was like "Ok, this is a stupid ass video with lots of random shit not relating to any one concept, and then it has the lame "Half Baked" reference.
Then I watched it again, and I became more fond of it. Especially when I realized the guy she said "You're Cool" too is the actual dude from Half Baked. It's pretty strange that for someone who has her congitive abilites questioned quite freqently, she does the "I'm humoring your stupid ass" act flawlessly.
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"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, yer cool, fuck you, I'm out".
LOL! Britney is bayackkkkkkk!
OMG she's awake! KADOOZE!
This song is trash tho.
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Of course, I WOULD get the Half Baked reference but I have no clue what the bit at the end with "I had the strangest dream" and the sea shells means. Or the red robot eyes.
Submitted by Nicole on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:53am.
Whatever, it's still infinitely better than any of the stupid, pretentious shit Gaga is constantly spewing up.
**totally agree with ya there at least its not a freaking 12 min meaningless story/vid**
oh i have guillermos PinUps mag and nothing much there to j.o. or fantasize about :(
he sure let himself go sad sad sad
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Whatever, it's still infinitely better than any of the stupid, pretentious shit Gaga is constantly spewing up.
Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 10:44am.
Being that 'Half Baked' is one of my favorite mindless entertainment movies, that reference in the video just annoyed me. I wish they would just let Brit Brit take her little ones and hide in Louisiana with her sister in country peace... it's time for her to move on.
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Her owners will never let her rest and as long as she can keep turning out decent songs, better than GaGa, she will always have a place in the music industry. If you don't like her, don't watch her videos or read articles about her. Its as simple as that. She is not effecting you without your consent so grow up.
She looks great. Her wig looks clean.
Being that 'Half Baked' is one of my favorite mindless entertainment movies, that reference in the video just annoyed me. I wish they would just let Brit Brit take her little ones and hide in Louisiana with her sister in country peace... it's time for her to move on.
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the only good thing about this song is the thriller laughter at the end. poor mike :( he is so rolling in his grave. miss u much, mike! <3
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Shitters, go back to the swamp and mack on your velveeta grits. Your shit is old and boring and you can no longer rock the mini skirt/half shirt look.
WTHELL!?!?!? this is exactly the same as the last song (which I liked)
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