Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 22, 2011 / Posted by:

I guess if you’re going to cheat, you’re going to cheat. It doesn’t have to be after a year, it can be much less. And you don’t have to wait for 5 either. Also, at that age, is it realistic to expect something to last forever? I suppose you don’t know that until you know it. And by then it’s too late.

She’s more famous. And he’s, well, he’s ok at what he does, but he’s certainly not great at it although when it comes to actual talent, I’m not so sure she has much of it either, and definitely not with the last project she pimped. Still, there’s no question that she’s the B+ in this relationship, and he’s the solid D+, which is VERY generous. In another league maybe we’d consider him a C-. A C at most. He’d never be one to wear that on his sweater though.

Anyway he cheated on her. At least once. With some kind of no name, but well connected enough, and the sort of girl who gets off on hooking up with married men, and if the married man has a celebrity wife…well, even better.

The wife, so far, is happily oblivious. So far. But those kinds of girls, they love to step down on other girls. And they love when other people know about it. Not sure how long he’ll be able to keep this contained. (Lainey Gossip)

This could be Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green, but it is not a factual thing to say that he is not good at what he does. Anybody who says that has obviously never grooved their face into this. BAG’s talents are precious to all of us. So if Lainey has never seen that clip, then I’ll say it’s BAG and Megan. If she has, I’ll say that while LeAnn Rimes was turning her Twitter page into a bikini shrine to herself, Eddie Cibrian was passing the peen?

Which married-with-kids A-list actor/director/ producer is back to his hard-partying ways with cocaine and hookers? The diminutive star’s sweet, blonde, talented actress wife doesn’t have a clue! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

I don’t know if Ben Stiller has ever lived through hard partying days, but his nostrils look like they’ve been through some shit so I’ll guess him? Or Tommy Girl?

What attention-starved star has been trying to convince the media she’s finding romance with a hottie who everyone in the business knows is gay? (Page Six)

Pippa Middleton and Prince Hot Ginge (brought to you by the department of wishful thinking)?

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