Afternoon Crumbs
I always knew that America’s universal healthcare hero would save the day in a Hershey’s Kisses titty bra – Just Jared
Having seen dude’s dick situation on Boardwalk Empire, I think I speak for all of us when I say, “You can have his ass, Ashlee!” – Lainey Gossip
Maybe Chris Brown Tweeted RiRi a picture of her wearing this Reynolds Wrap pirate wench outfit since she obviously doesn’t own a mirror or know what she looks like – The Superficial
Mah Boo calls out Obama for flip-flopping on same-sex marriage – Towleroad
The hood rat stuff teachings of Latarian Milton are alive and well – The Daily What
Maria Fowler is a demure flower – Hollywood Tuna
Amanda Seyfried gets gas (not a euphemism) – (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
ScarJo is diving into Justin Timberlake’s dick in a box again – Celebitchy
Poke at me when Marisa Miller’s in a burka – Popoholic
Taylor Lautner’s HEAD!!!!! – Popsugar
What happens when Jason Segel and John Krasinksi crash a bachelorette party – The Berry
Pour one out for the world’s oldest woman – OMG Blog
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone might be doing it – I’m Not Obsessed
Dear Jessica Biel, EXCUUUUUUSE Justin Timberlake’s beauty – Celebslam
The boring plate of steamed broccoli that is Tobey Maguire actually did something non-boring! – Hollywood Rag
My final guess is Steven Tyler – Cityrag
A clip of the future Grammy award-winning song from CoCo – Popbytes