Time To Feel Old, Part II
My first thought about this picture: DAMN! Madge must be snatching her boy toys straight out of the womb nowadays, because that one looks like his skin still smells like placenta and pussy blood.
My first thought after reading the true description of these pictures taken at Heathrow today: DAMN! That's little David Banda?! The same little toddler that Madge flew to Africa for and threatened the locals that if they didn't hand him over she'd eat their souls with her pores and they'd spend eternity trapped in her silicone chipmunk cheeks. That David Banda? Okay, he doesn't smell like placenta anymore. He smells like the Hulk shit Madge puts in the Vita Coco water that she feeds him, because both David and Rocco are growing at record speeds. They are obviously growing too fast while all of us are not getting old at all and not plucking hairs off the top of our ears this morning in front of our bathroom mirrors. Not at all. It's them! Not us!
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Her FEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
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It's all fun and games until Kimberly Stewart gets knocked up with Benicio Del Toro's baby.
MK 4/11/11
Really? For me, Rocco always was 100% Guy Ritchie in mini version. That cheeky look in their eyes, smile, face shape (with correction for what testosterone did to Guy during puberty). Lourdes has mother's features, but Rocco is totally Guy's.
Submitted by justincase on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:19am.
Rocco is looking more like her brother Chris as he grows up and that is unfortunate.
She is such an Angelina wanna-be.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 10:31pm.
@super martian robot girl - Im all for adopting, but really wish they would adopt from our country first.
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People go overseas to adopt because the demand for U.S. children is huge and the "supply" is negligible.
David looks like he's going to start 6th grade in the fall?! He went from being 2 to 12 %)
Hekki....I love loved that movie too! Lol @ the hatbox.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 7:34am.
All the tricks complaining about international adoption better be adopting or mentoring children themselves and not just passing judgment.
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Not sure how I feel about Madonna (seriously, where the hell is Mercy?) but I totally agree with this statement. Too many people moralize about what others "should" do when it comes to adoption, when they have never been on either side of the adoption process. Adoption can be wonderful, OR it can be a long, difficult placement process for the adoptive parents, OR a child can be placed in a less-than-ideal situation, like Hotmami was. As long as it's legal, I don't judge how people choose to become parents. It's what they do once they are parents that matters.
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I was wondering about Mercy, its so rare to hear about her and Lourdes and Rocco you see all the time
last news I found on her:
http://www.nyasatimes.com/tag/mercy-chifundo-james
her family wants her back
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
They probably are going or returning from seeing their father. Guy adopted David and is Rocco's father. Lourdes has Carlos, while Mercy has to fend for herself.
All the tricks complaining about international adoption better be adopting or mentoring children themselves and not just passing judgment.
All of Madges children seem relatively normal, so I am going to give her a pass.
David is going to break many hearts.
Submitted by Wood Dragon on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:42pm.
I think it's just a matter of time tell till she looks at him and goes
"Hey boy, you look mighty good in dem jeans."
*spits out coffee* Eddie Murphy as Mr. T. Classic.
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"She squatted on the tip and she's never been the same since." -MK, 6/8/11
Submitted by whatyagonnado on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 6:25am.
Close up shot of Madonna without the shades, and Rocco without the hood:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2006064/Madonna-shows-new-l...
I'm not saying anything!
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O jeez louise but Rocco looks like a freakin' handful.
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6478389/girls-watch-porn-too
That hatbox reminds me of the one she carried in "Desperately Seeking Susan" (how I LOVE that movie!).
And as from athens said, she makes these new tricks look like Beethoven. Her impact was pretty damn big, back in the day. And on any given day, you can hear me, or one of my kids humming "Holiday" or somesuch.
And David Banda is adorable. I hope his life is happy.
I envy this woman so very much.... this is one woman who squeeeezed her talent dry without suffocating us (*ahem beyonce*) I bet she thinks if she had to do it all again she would in a FLASH! What a journey her life must have been! both the good and bad...
makes you wonder what kind of existence the rest of us experience Daily! :-(
and I hate folk who say hey don't worry look at what you've done for your kids... you're hardworking...
screw you! I want a legacy...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Close up shot of Madonna without the shades, and Rocco without the hood:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2006064/Madonna-shows-new-l...
I'm not saying anything!
Poor kid. No t.v. allowed and a diet of macrobiotic 'food'. It's like being adopted by Joan Crawford.
wow....david sure did grow up fast...i hope madge is treating him well...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Did xenu take MK?
"I remember that his dad want him back and she didnt give a fuck...you would think that she could take care of the boy fromt the distance instead of taking the baby off the hands of a hungry family.
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He was in an orphanage. Both David and Mercy were left there by their parents who, surprise surprise...came out of the woodwork when they heard a rich woman wanted to adopt them. All of a sudden they wanted their kids back...looking for a payday guys??"
Its all about publicity that she craves so much for. Her kids are brainwashed into Kabbalah and other crappy things. Lourdes already "did smth" with a boy from her school but huge money was given and nothing appeared in press. The same goes for FANGelina. Posing as a good doer always saves the day. And like them there are many Hollyweird celebs. Should I mention SANDRA BULLOCK who keeps fooling the sheeple playing the mommy to her black pet who never smiles, looks creepy and always seems off?
Submitted by Vicvoc on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 2:19am.
I remember that his dad want him back and she didnt give a fuck...you would think that she could take care of the boy fromt the distance instead of taking the baby off the hands of a hungry family.
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He was in an orphanage. Both David and Mercy were left there by their parents who, surprise surprise...came out of the woodwork when they heard a rich woman wanted to adopt them. All of a sudden they wanted their kids back...looking for a payday guys??
I remember that his dad want him back and she didnt give a fuck...you would think that she could take care of the boy fromt the distance instead of taking the baby off the hands of a hungry family.
i still have some respect in my heart for this crypt keeper.Some of the new tricks make her seem like Beethoven
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:28am.
Thanks, mama. :)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
HotMami ♥ ♥ ♥
Rocco is looking more like her brother Chris as he grows up and that is unfortunate. I want her to retire. Why does someone obsessed with being in control and ruling the world always look so self-conscious and unconfident?
Cute pics.. she has the best looking kids
M.K.
If only photos of some grown-assed chirrens make you feel old? You iz YOUNG.
Get back to me when you wake up creaking, when your bones break easily, when your ligaments pop and snap...oh and your ass decides to deflate in the weirdest of places.
Otherwise, you are YOUNG in my eyes, baby.
deal wiffit, youngin'. You iz still a wipper snapper.
Bah, humbug, love is cheap and blind.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 11:15pm.
Thanks, Mickey. There is a bright side to everything, and the bright side here is that I know how to make sure my children know how much I love them. :)
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Submitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by Doll-Parts: "I wonder where Mercy is...."
Mercy was never real, she was an alt.
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Sweet Heyzeus!! The forum had turned you already!!! :/
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What? Que? When have you ever seen Mercy and Tracy Chapman in the same room at the same time?
Submitted by Hotmami : "Holy shit, I made the mistake of looking up smegma on Wikipedia. How do you let that happen to your penis?!"
Ask John Mayer.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 11:03pm.
That actually made me cry for you. As a mother I don't understand how yours could adopt you and not give it her all. Kudo's to you for obviously turning out a strong and balanced person in spite of the odds.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 11:05pm.
We've plumbed the depths of smegma
Holy shit, I made the mistake of looking up smegma on Wikipedia. How do you let that happen to your penis?!
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
We've plumbed the depths of smegma, santorum, yes-yes and no-no holes, etc., as well as sharing personal stories here. Just remember that even though it's dlisted, our own little late nite chat room, it's still the internet.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by Doll-Parts: "I wonder where Mercy is...."
Mercy was never real, she was an alt.
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Sweet Heyzeus!! The forum had turned you already!!! :/
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 10:56pm.
I was adopted at the age of 7, after being abandoned by my birthmother at age 3 and sent to my grandma, who, once I reached 7, didn't have the energy to care for me. I met my adoptive parents one time before I was sent to live with them. The first couple of years were ok,but by the time I was 10, my mother completely resented me. She told me she'd never wanted me, and when I tried to commit suicide at 19 (due to years of emotional abuse), she said that she wished I'd succeeded. My dad makes good money,and we (my siblings and I) grew up upper-middle class. But my parents never made me feel loved or cared about, and quite frankly, I'd rather be poor. Children don't need a bunch of material things. They need, along with food, shelter and clothing, to be loved. If Madonna truly loves him, then that's awesome, but my gut feeling is telling me that she had her own ulterior motives for adopting him. Being an adoptive parent doesn't automatically make someone a decent person.
/rant
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
Take away the gimmicks and you're left with a poor dresser.
@Hotmami
In the past, some Dlisted folk have shared intimate details on X-rated subjects that had no bearing on ANY thread. What I'm trying to say is that I, for one, am intrigued by your comment and would love to know more. Of course, if it's too painful or personal, forget I ever mentioned it.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Incredibly handsome kid. He's going to be a heart-breaker. Naw. I bet he's going to be one of those handsome guys that settles down with his one true love and lives happily ever after (I hope so anyway).
Submitted by Morbidosity: "They might be anti embolism (TED) stockings, especially if she was taking a long flight."
Well, then she needs to take that shit off after the plane lands or wear longer pants. She is Madonna, not one of my relatives lugging a huge, embroided with flowers valise that's filled with sweetened condense mils, liquor, and Milo. Her look is border line Ruth Buzzy. (Of course, if this was someone I liked, I'd be all like, "You do your thing, girl..." I am so full of shit sometimes.)
Submitted by Doll-Parts: "I wonder where Mercy is...."
Mercy was never real, she was an alt.
y'ALL ARE CRAZY.. LOL
David is cute and he has grown so damn fast. He was a baby the other day.
Props to Madonna.. He looks normal and seems to be an average kid!!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:11pm.
Is Madonna wearing support hose?
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LMAOO "support hose". Will incorporate that into tomorrow's work day somehow, thx Bjork lol
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Submitted by Doll-Parts on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 10:28pm.
I wonder where Mercy is....
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AND.. there you go. I forgot all about her. Another accessory that no longer fits her needs.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
I'm SURE that David Banda is better of financially, but...I should stop.
I guess I have personal views about adoption that don't belong on this thread...I was adopted, too, and there are things that money can't buy.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
@super martian robot girl - Im all for adopting, but really wish they would adopt from our country first.. charity begins at home. That is what Ive been taught. True this child will not go hungry and will have more disposal money than most of us will make in a lifetime, but will he have love? Once the novelty has worn off, will he be relegated to being just "last years must have accessory?"
I can say this is probably the third time I can recall ever seeing her with this child, and for as much as I really do not like Angelina and fault her for not adopting in states, I can say I do think she loves her children (as much as she can) and you actually do see she and Brad out with them INTERACTING with them and not stuffing them in a LV bag like a toy Chihuahua.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
She hasn't brought this kid out in years! I wonder where Mercy is....
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
She REALLY doesn't want us to see her eyes!
I would go off on a rant how adopting a poor minority child from a struggling and corrupt nation is wrong because it seems cool to us Americans that you do but I doubt the kid who is now rich and living the high life would want to go back home to poverty. More power to Madonna and all the other hos who adopt these kids because of a fad. At least the kids will not go hungry. Hoorah, I guess.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 9:11pm.
Is Madonna wearing support hose?
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They might be anti embolism (TED) stockings, especially if she was taking a long flight.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Suprised there is no sign of Lourdes...I guess Madonna has decided that L is now too pretty to be seen in public.
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I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Well, I felt something die,
Cause I knew that
That was the last time,
The last time
-Adele
WTF is going on here??!
"They are obviously growing too fast while all of us are not getting old at all and not plucking hairs off the top of our ears this morning in front of our bathroom mirrors. Not at all. It's them! Not us!" ROTFFLMFATFOOOOFLOFLOLOLOOOOOOO
Is Madonna wearing support hose? What's up with the pallor of her feet? And with that side part, bobby pin (I don't care how much it cost or who made it), and greasy hair, she's looking more like Little Edie Bouvier than low-key, chic, world traveler.
She doesnt even seem phased as to where her other son is. Put that kid on the pay no mind list. Shit, she's like 20 steps ahead of him. And why is she holding this kids hand... he's almost as tall as her!
The kids look like they aged 10 years and yet she manages to stay the same. It's amazing how money will buy you the fuckin' fountain of youth!