Lindsay Lohan Is Working From Home

June 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Lindsay Lohan is still under house arrest and can’t leave her den of delusion, so she can only do IN calls right now. One of those IN calls was a bare budget penny auction website called Beezid.com and they paid Blohan $25,000 to say a few lines in her living room for a broke commercial that makes the Gallagher’s Girls ad look like it was produced by James Cameron.

TMZ reports that LiLo originally turned down Beezid’s offer of $25k and $10,000 of credit on their site, but they eventually came to an agreement since she knows that OxyContins don’t grow on trees even if you stick one in a planter on your roof top and water it every day (she tried).

One could argue that because this womp womp bitch is throwing roof parties and shooting commercials during her house arrest, she is not being punished at all for breaking the law. But I say that when you go from starring in a movie with Jane Fonda to whoring yourself out in a 2 cent commercial for a bottom of the barrel website that scams people the same way you scammed the California Justice System, that’s a punishment in itself. Ho is a fuck up away from paying off her dealers by auctioning off her autographed chonies on Beezid.

And will LiLo please get the Design on a Dime people to come and save her living room, because that shit is busted.

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