Lindsay Lohan Is Working From Home
Lindsay Lohan is still under house arrest and can't leave her den of delusion, so she can only do IN calls right now. One of those IN calls was a bare budget penny auction website called Beezid.com and they paid Blohan $25,000 to say a few lines in her living room for a broke commercial that makes the Gallagher's Girls ad look like it was produced by James Cameron.
TMZ reports that LiLo originally turned down Beezid's offer of $25k and $10,000 of credit on their site, but they eventually came to an agreement since she knows that OxyContins don't grow on trees even if you stick one in a planter on your roof top and water it every day (she tried).
One could argue that because this womp womp bitch is throwing roof parties and shooting commercials during her house arrest, she is not being punished at all for breaking the law. But I say that when you go from starring in a movie with Jane Fonda to whoring yourself out in a 2 cent commercial for a bottom of the barrel website that scams people the same way you scammed the California Justice System, that's a punishment in itself. Ho is a fuck up away from paying off her dealers by auctioning off her autographed chonies on Beezid.
And will LiLo please get the Design on a Dime people to come and save her living room, because that shit is busted.
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Can you imagine her at 50? Someone who could not handle being young and successful will certainly fail at being old and just old.
Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:48pm.
What the hell is that picture from?
Is that a gun she's pointing? If so, I wish she would use it on herself.
Why couldn't they lock her up in a real jail, instead of this home-arrest circus, where she's bleaching her hair, having a "job" and organizing roof parties (pun intended). Who the f does she think she is - Roman Polansky?
Porn would be more dignified than this horseshit commercial.
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Gah, that ragged toker's voice. She sounds like Tara already.
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$25 grand for that?? I guess they couldn't have spared a little bit of that to get her properly mic'ed or pay someone who knows how to zoom in. Seriously, it's not that hard.
You know what's funny about this?
Eric the Midget from the Howard Stern show, an embittered, tragically deformed, and extremely sour and unpleasant caller was offered a job at Beezit (he receives SSI, btw)...and he turned it down.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 8:42pm.
Lindsays scripts:
Peenal Trap
No slut. And put your hands away. Ill.
Lindsays scripts:
There's a Basketball Team in My Ass 4
Butt Bongo with Mongo
Peen Girls 3
Rode Hard with Herbie
Oscar Worthy. Million endorsements here I come.
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
During all my time at home?
I love how she makes it seems like it's a day off from a job, or something. lol
She would do better to appear on Live Jasmin and make a few bucks.
What the hell is that picture from? Is it from an actual movie promotion or is it just another narcissistic picture of herself, like the time she had to be photographed in fangs.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
This is only the beginning. She will begin starring in commercials for pajama jeans or the new sham wow.
(973) Jersey Strong
Still a useless cunt.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 2:56pm.
And now Natalie has one and the True Grit kid was nominated for one and Lindsay just gets old.
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And irrelevant and turns into a joke. She's the Paris Hilton of acting.
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twerk those stumps!
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 3:08pm.
When this freckled doughbag finally DOES gte into porn, I bet Woprah will insist that it's an edgy "art film."
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White Opra responds:
Herbie Rims a Coke Whore
I Know Who Jizzed Me
and...
Just My Fuck...
were all art films that portrayed sensuality in a way some Americans are not comfortable with, but it's hardly pornography! Lindsay is (insert age here, it doesn't matter what it is), she's having fun.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
it teaches me that I can be a coke whore and still have a great job,bitch is not afraid of her game,because is ok to be a fuck up!!!!
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And it should be the law: If you use the word "paradigm" without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
David Jones
@Submitted by REDMOND on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 2:20pm.
Oh man! This is a new low!!! Even Tara Reid never had to sink that far down. Everything in this video is WRONG especially that bleached and busted weave.
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OMG that is soo true, even Tara Reid never got this desperate...
poor lindsay, omg i feel sooo sorry for her right now but i cant help but laugh.
LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
This train wreck hot mess writes itself. I love Lindsay!!
When this freckled doughbag finally DOES gte into porn, I bet Woprah will insist that it's an edgy "art film."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
You bitches makin' me laffff.
But seriously? I'm getting a Corey Haim vibe from her.
How long is that $25K going to last her? A week or two?
<"Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:53pm.
Still think your freckled paycheck is going to win an Oscar, White O?">
I love that, it's all that matters to that evil woman. And now Natalie has one and the True Grit kid was nominated for one and Lindsay just gets old.
in addition to the IN calls, how much you want to bet she is doing live web cam shows for a fee...right from her living room.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:46pm.
Is she also advertising for HelenKellerInteriorDesigns.com???!! I'm a fucking redneck bachelor with one eye and a drinking problem and I could decorate a fucking outhouse better than that shit.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. I heard Beezid is a rip-off. Apple does not fall far from the tree.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I think she's all hopped up on Beezid dough, hence, the waving of extremities.
And I noticed the huge portrait of herself also. How very Lohan.
That was a broke as shit commercial.
She's so BLOATED in the face!
Nothing says asshole like a giant photo of yourself hanging on the wall of your own house.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:46pm.
Is she also advertising for HelenKellerInteriorDesigns.com???!! I'm a fucking redneck bachelor with one eye and a drinking problem and I could decorate a fucking outhouse better than that shit.
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Agreed. I could do a Goodwill and Salvation Army special on that crappy ass decor and it still would be an improvement.
Her voice is migraine-inducing.
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She probably had to pawn the furniture she bought when she was pulling Mean Girls money. The stuff in her house now is likely leftover shit she saw on the curb somewhere.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
The joke is on her. $10,000 worth of credit on that site is worthless. That website has been called the "Claw machine of the Internet".
First, you must purchase bids to bid on the crap. Each bid costs around fifty cents to a dollar. They will give you 10 or 20 free bids at first to get you started.
Let's assume Lindsay figures out how to convert that $10,000 credit into 20,000 one-cent bids. Bids aren't worth anything unless you "win". The computer is set up to make sure this is unlikely to happen. And if you do win, lets say an Ipad for $20.00, this means 2,000 bids have been placed and at 50 cents each means the website got $1,000 for that Ipad, $1,020 if you add the winning bid.
It's a site for compulsive bidders/gamblers. You might get lucky with your free 20 bids but the odds are highly stacked against you.
It's about the perfect product for old Blohan to be pushing.
Oh man! This is a new low!!! Even Tara Reid never had to sink that far down. Everything in this video is WRONG especially that bleached and busted weave.
Submitted by Zonko on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 2:08pm.
I'll bet that sticky couch smells like cigs, ass and despair.
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No. That smell is coming from Linds. The couch is innocent!
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twerk those stumps!
Who has big as pictures of themselves hanging on their living room wall?
Dignity has left the building, along with most of Lilo's home furnishings.
Her voice is so raspy and strained, I bet its from hours of crack use.
I'll bet that sticky couch smells like cigs, ass and despair.
$25k? really?
more like $2,500.
And yes her living room looks busted just like her mug and her weave.
And i'm sure she could benefit from a visit by the Clean House folks too. I can only imagine what that leather couch has been exposed to and what her apartment smells like. Barf.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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A hoe's gotta eat and pay the rent...porn is on the horizon for this one. Are her johns not visiting her at home?
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Stoney ♥
Today, she's hawking second-rate internet auction sites, but just you wait and see.. tomorrow, Oscar-nominated "rolls"!!
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
speaking of what a child of permissive parenting turns out like...
Is that a huge picture of herself in the background? Dear Linds, while you've got time in on your hands, please rent "The First Wives Club" and take note of the Goldie Hawn character.
The ONLY advice Id take from her is who has the best blow and/or herpes
I wonder how much she pays Rent-A-Center each month for the furniture etc.?
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
it has truly wonderful audio quality to it... the echo, the dubbing of Harvey Fierstien's voice... bold move, Beezid.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Yeah that should be a PSA on the dangers of smoking and drug use instead.
Pathetic. At least Paris Hilton has money.
Still think your freckled paycheck is going to win an Oscar, White O?
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twerk those stumps!
She looks fucking wrecked!!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 1:45pm.
DON'T PUT IT ON ME GIRL!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.