Hot Slut Of The Day!
The mother-in-law from The Housemaid (as played by Park Ji-young)!
The other night, I was trying to find some shit to watch on pay-per-view (or iN Demand, or whatever the hell we’re calling it) and my options were bleak as bleak can be. There was Just Go With It and that crap about fuck buddies with Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher. Knitting myself a suffocation mask with shed cat hair sounds like it would be more pleasant than watching another Jennifer Aniston rom-com so I turned that down. And I’d rather do myself with a douche bottle while writing a Harvard admissions essay with carrot puree, so that Portman/Kutcher movie was also out of the question. But then I came across this shit called The Housemaid, which I knew nothing about. The only thing I knew was that it’s Korean and had the word “erotic” and “thriller” in its description. If you ever want to sell me a pile of white dried dog shit, just describe it as an erotic thriller and I’ll probably pull out my Body Glove wallet immediately. So, yeah I was SOLD!
The Housemaid is about a chick who goes to work as a maid for an extremely rich family and then ESCANDALO ensues! There’s sex, filthy talk, glamour, creepy goth children with hearts of gold and bitch slaps. It’s like if Diabolique (the Sharon Stone one, of course) and Dynasty raised a Korean baby together. In case you’re interested in watching this shit, I won’t give anything else away. But I will say that my favorite bitch has to be the scheming mother-in-law who is as good at scheming as she is at shooting death eyes while posing in a tight black dress on a staircase. I’ll leave it at that. I so want to grow up to be a rich Korean mother-in-law.