Not everyone appreciates the deep thoughts that ejaculate out of Megan Fox’s brain and pass through a broken filter before trickling out of her mouth hole. File Steven Spielberg’s name under the “not everyone” category.
Shia LaDouche recently said that Megan left the Transformers movies, because she’s like Steinem Spice and she was sick of Michael Bay directing her like she was a Real Doll. But Michael Bay tells the Daily Mail that the real reason why Megan got fired is because she hailed her foot right into her damn mouth. Normally, the sight of Megan Fox tickling her tonsils with her toe nails would make a bitch like her, but not Steven Spielberg, who is the executive producers of that Transformers mess.
During an interview a couple of years ago, Professor Whore Face Einstein said that Michael Bay is a nightmare to work with and acts like Hitler when he gets on a movie set. That verbal shit nugget put Megan at the top of Shitler’s List. Michael says, “You know the Hitler thing. Steven (Spielberg) said, fire her right now.”
Since Transformers, Megan’s career has consisted of Jonah Hex and an indie movie where she played a slutty angel who had to dry hump on Mickey Rourke’s salmon jerky body. I know that Michael Bay is basically the Joe Francis of movie directors, but this version of The Fall of Megan Fox actually makes sense. Steven Spielberg is not the one to fuck with in Hollywood. Fuck with him and your name will become nothing but a faded skid mark on the dirty chonies of Hollywood. You’ll be lucky to get a job as a fluffer in an afternoon burro show in a basement on the outskirts of Tijuana. Which would be a step up from Jonah Hex actually.