Above is Weird Al’s “Born This Way” parody video that Lady Gaga’s people originally farted on (and later changed their minds). It’s basically what would happen if you put Jane Krakowski, a raver toddler’s toy chest, an intern from Industrial Light & Magic, a headless nekkid lady and a meat bottle filled with the essence of Hedda Lettuce in a dark room together. It’s also the best thing that has come out of “Born This Way.”
And below is Lady Caca at the MuchMusic Video Awards last night thrusting her blue pubic mane at the audience. Bitch calls this ART but I call it MURDER! Getting scalped by Lady Caca’s crotch ain’t no way for a My Little Pony to go. It’s a sad day in Ponyville.