It's Miss Tina And Don't You Forget It!
Beyonce's mother Tina Knowles not only has a face that looks like it only cracks a smile when it sees Ariel's voice float into her sea shell, but apparently she's also got the diva bitch charisma of a Disney villainess too. During the 2-day shoot for Beyonce's video "Best Thing I Ever Had" in Brooklyn and Westchester County, the lady of the wig manor who keeps the key to the basement tucked safely in her bosom threw around major attitude while her bread winner of a daughter was nothing but nice. You better bow down to Miss Tina and do what she says or you'll end up fighting Solange and the weave-wearing rats for the last Ritz cracker down in the basement. NYDN has the details:
According to the insider, the four assistants (count 'em!) the elder Knowles had following her around were calling her "Miss Tina" — "which sounded like a joke." But it wasn't: "The crew was told to call her 'Miss Tina' if they were to talk to her at all," our source reveals.Her real inner prima donna was displayed on Thursday, while the "prom scene" shoot was filmed at the Brooklyn Masonic Temple near the Pratt Institute. Tina, who heads the House of Deréon fashion label with her eldest daughter, "flipped out on the camera guys for making Beyoncé stand near the [video] extras for too long" because there was too much conversation going on between takes. Apparently, Mama T was "worried" the lowly extras would talk to her darling daughter.
But it was the other way around. Beyoncé "was fine with [talking to anyone]. She was making everyone laugh."
MISS TINA?! That's the kind of nickname you give to the methed out, homeless drag queen who always tries to hit you up for cigarettes and quarters when you're hanging outside of the bar at 3 in the morning. You have to EARN that kind of nickname! I would say that they should really address Tina Knowles as MISS TAKE, but I don't mean that at all. If Tina Knowles wouldn't have been brought to the shore in a conch shell by Flotsam and Jetsam, then Basement Baby wouldn't be here and then the moths wouldn't have anybody to serenade them to sleep in the middle of the night.
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I have to back up the "Miss Tina" reference. They're from Hoorston TX which is where I be stayin', and it is very correct to call a lady who is either a bit older than you or who basically has more money than you, "Miss" followed by her FIRST name. If you really wanna see wigs & weaves fly, try calling a lady "Miss" followed by her last name. Down here that means she all old and mean and shizz....just sayin'...
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Kerfuffles on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:40am.
The Knowles family has always been lacking in class. If you take away the furs and drag queen heels and weaves all you got is the same old (non)white trash.
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good comment and so true.
Miss Thang on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 7:49am.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:40am.
Did that make sense to you in your head before you typed it? Just asking...
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it made sense to me. the knowles are nothing but trash. too bad you haven't noticed it.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Duh, didn't you see her in PETA's undercover video of Beyonce? She reminds me of (besides Jocelyn Wildenstein) the Braxtons' mom, Usher's mom, etc. etc. ad infinitum stage moms
Just one more "stage mother" who gets an attitude and thinks SHE is a star! Miss Tine, meet Miss Dina!
Beyonce is reminding me of a doll I had when I was little - she was like a Barbie, but she was about 16 inches tall. She had a rotating scalp that had black hair on one side and blonde hair on the other - you turned the scalp and flipped the hair over to cover the other color.
Anyone else have one?
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"a face that looks like it only cracks a smile when it sees Ariel's voice float into her sea shell"
Are you fucking serious? This maybe one of the most accurate and therefore best references of all time!
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Submitted by HockeyMom: "Sorry, but the only MISS TINA there will ever be is Tina Turner!"
And Miss Talking Tina, who tried to kill Telly Savalas in that old "Twilight Zone" episode.
Sorry, but the only MISS TINA there will ever be is Tina Turner!
Beyonce looks like her mom only she has a bigger face which looks extremely oily in this picture. I hate when people demand this type of treatment you don't see anyone else demanding they be call this or that. Total arrogance.
Submitted by grounder on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 10:42pm.
BTW, I didn't know nose-jobs ran in the family...
Yes you did everyone grew up watching the Jacksons morph right before our eyes.
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:40am.
Did that make sense to you in your head before you typed it? Just asking...
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Miss Tina has such scary evil robot cunt face.
Kids around here call other kids' moms "Annabella's mommy". So if they're on a playdate and need to use the bathroom, they're all "Kate's Mom? Where is the restroom?" or "Jack's Mom? Jack is hitting people."
I find it an awkward but welcome attempt at respect. One kid called me "Little Hekki's Mom" and I was all, "Oh, you can call me Hekki" so the kid did and the mother yelled at her for being too familiar (naturally I explained why she did).
The Knowles family has always been lacking in class. If you take away the furs and drag queen heels and weaves all you got is the same old (non)white trash.
bouncey never smiles with her eyes...i believe that's a trick she learned from miss tina...
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Submitted by gucci on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 4:59am.
I'm from the South. We call bitches "Miss" all the time, not a big deal. Hell, I even had to call my step father "Mr. Derrick" because I didn't want to call him uncle or dad.
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Man I hate this bitch and im talking about the 'nice' one!
Miss thang
She's having more than a Diana rose moment it's more like an wannabe elitist delusions of grandure I have no class but have money sort of moment.
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Idiots that make me sick.
Miss Tina is giving me serious Mr Grinch vibes in this photo.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 5:26pm.
Such a natural smile.
BeYawnce is so dead behind the eyes I can't stand it. Her eyes are like black holes.
They're like the eyes of beef cows: vacant.
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That's exactly it! Now I'll think "MOO" whenever I see her.
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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, little ones did not call adults by their first name. You either attached Aunt/Uncle before their given name, or Miss/Mr. I was relieved to find this out because for many years, there was an old windbag who I had to call Aunt _____. She was ugly, inside and out, and I was very relieved to learn that she wasn't blood related, so I could rest assured that I couldn't pass on the chubby troglodyte gene to any offspring. As for Miss Tina, maybe she's giving good cunt face because she's had quite a year with Papa Knowles and his infidelities and out-of-wedlock baby (babies?). Or she's giving that face because it's the only expression she can have. Still, tsk, tsk, Miss Tina, regarding your behaviour if this story is true.
Oh please, so what if she wants to have a "Miss Ross" moment. Bitches are getting paid, aint they?
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The thing about these pop tricks is that they are pretty when they are on their late teens/early twenties and then when they reach 25-26 (and hasn't Beyonce been like, 26 for the past four years or so?) they completely fall apart. Britney, X-Tina, Paris, and now B... probably a combination of tons of toxic make-up applied daily plus remedial plastic surgery that doesn't settle in well with age.
Miss Tina is giving me Jolie type creepy predator vibes
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What a shocker that Miss Tina is rude beeyotch just as shocking as Beyonces video being shot at the Masonic temple hmmm.,,
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There is absolutely no surprise in this for me.
Uppity Women Unite?
This is what happens when low class meets money.
whatever bitch, if beyonce didnt fuck jay z tina knowles would be sitting at her house that the bank is about to foreclose, and thinking up ways to get more government welfare.
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i'm with you. and i hear she's working on trying to buy an oscar.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
This bitch needs to get checked. Her ass has no right acting the fool. If I was on that set I would have been the biggest bitch to her because you know what a bitch needs? Another bitch to put her in her place. Fuck Beyonce's over the hill pop star ass and her momma's Walmart selling ass too.
Submitted by VitaminF on Mon, 06/20/2011 - 10:44pm.
Why does Tina look like she talks in a bored, controlled monotone? She has that expression "
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Because she actually does. It's been a while since I've heard her speak, but she speaks like Beyonce. Maybe it's not a bored monotone, but still. Beyonce speaks like that too. Neither of them have much of a personality, IMO.
So I wonder when they are going to admit that Kelly is a Knowles?
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But it was the other way around. Beyoncé "was fine with [talking to anyone]. She was making everyone laugh."
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NYDN expects us to believe this when most of the world knows and has known for years that beyonce is one of the most hateful stuck up bitches in the industry? i mean really? COME AGAIN NYDN!
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Why does Tina look like she talks in a bored, controlled monotone? She has that expression " I am better than everyone, you better accept it and give me your money, serve me, kiss my ass, wash my undoes, clean my toilet,accept my abuse with a downward glance and scared face," etc etc..
Whore looks scary.
BTW, I didn't know nose-jobs ran in the family...
oh and i forgot to add: Beyonce's face looks old; old fat and bloated.
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I smell another press release to make Beyonce "The Assless Buttpad-Wearing Asshole" Knowles look good.
She has 'unfriendly byatch' written all over her face, so this doesn't really come as a surprise to me. The contrast between mother and daughter in this pic couldn't be greater, like it came straight out of a self-help book entitled 'How to Learn to Read Facial Expressions'.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I hope this ig'nint beyatch runs into Tina Turner one day and tries that shit around HER. She'll remember the day, I tell you whut.
I have been through about 70% of the comments so far and I am getting a bit surprised that none of you have any comments on Beyonce's face! Her face looks so big, puffy and shiny! And she can barely crack that smile. I smell botox and a bunch of other procedures. She looks 'Done'.
As for Miss Tina, I am sick and tired of people who think they are the second coming of Jesus and everyone around them should treat them as such, while avoiding eye contact!!!(Goopy is another which comes to mind in this context). Such arrogance should be rewarded with a Marie Antoinette-esque outcome.
BTW, while I think the 'Miss' and 'Ma'am' are cute and appropriate, I find the Yankee rudeness very refreshing, allows one to be more oneself ;-)
@Lucifer, of yeah I forgot about A. Keys! I really admire good nose jobs on black women because it is SO easy to go wrong (i.e. Janet Jackson, Latoya Jackon, Nicki Minaj, Amerie, Salt & Pepa (the tall darker one), etc. If I could find out who worked on Bey, Alicia, or Halle I would be there in a second just because I love perfect noses!
What the hell was the hag in the wig doing hanging around the shoot to begin with? She should have been home minding her own business. Miss Asshole!
I have family from the south and yes it is traditional to refer to the older generation as miss or mr. but in this case i think its more about tina putting on aires and just being a raving cunt in general. but hay; like mother like daughter right?
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These old whore needs to stfu.
We live in a rather insular neighborhood (no through roads, everyone knows everyone etc) and all the kids call the mothers (incl me) Miss ______
It's called respect - we're good to all the kids here and we've earned it. Only you slores get to call me IF :)
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Is "Miss Bitch" acceptable?
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