Hot Slut Of The Day!
“Chicken” Charlie Boghosian the fry daddy of all fry daddies and the reason why arteries weep unveiled his newest wink at the defibrillator pads at the San Diego County Fair: the Deep-Fried Kool-Aid Balls!!!! This is totally what Paula Deen has in mind if you ask her if she wants to get teabagged by the Kool-Aid Man.
Chicken Charlie, who also put deep-fried Girl Scout cookies and deep-fried frog legs on the menu, says that on the fair’s opening weekend nearly 9,000 Kool-Aid balls went down the throats of hos who would probably order a paper basket full of Diabetes if it was deep fried first. The lucky few who got to lick on Chicken Charlie’s deep-fried fruity balls says they sort of taste like a tangy doughnut ball.
Yeah, these people obviously don’t have advanced palates if they describe a deep-fried Kool-Aid ball as tasting like a “tangy doughnut ball.” I bet it tastes more like a $30,000 hospital bill and sweetened insulin with a hint of Jim Jones’ saliva. Yes, the deep-fried Kool-Aid ball’s tagline should be: If Jonestown was in Texas.
via SignonSanDiego