That “gross” is not not my feelings about The Lesbeaver eye diving into Selena Gomez’s vest at Canada’s MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto last night. Baby Bieber hasn’t learned yet that lady nipples aren’t just for sucking leche out of so I’m guessing it’s way past his feeding time. This is like a picture of me eye diving into the wrapper of an Almond Joy. It’s totally natural.
What I’m really throwing a “gross” at is Justin Bieber’s Kelly Kapowski t-shirt! Like Justin even knows who Kelly Kapowski is! The year after Saved By The Bell ended, Justin was merely just a sperm guppy floating around in his daddy’s testicle. I bet Justin doesn’t even know up until the late 90s, Tiffany Thiessen had an Amber stuffed into her name. Illegal.
Today, I am half naked with a blanket wrapped around me and this picture of Justin is trying to pull it off of me while I’m screaming, “IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY.” Which is also my comment for Justin showing up to last night’s awards looking like the fourth runner-up in Gymboree’s Don Johnson look-alike contest.