(In the voice Stefon from SNL’s Weekend Update) New York’s hottest club is Tuck! Can’t find the front door? Just stand still and wait for a caramel covered giraffe named Pennywise the Clown to escort you into the back storage room of a White Castle. This place has everything. It has the black swan Donatella Versace barfed up, shredded Elvis wigs, kidney stones, matronly leopards in ostrich masks, mariachi biker daddies, trannies wrestling in a giant Whoopee cushion full of Cherry Slurpees and glow worm aristocrats. You know it’s that thing when a drag queen swallows Ambien so she can make the yawn.
via WOW Report