Scott Jones and Alex Thomas, better known as the Vancouver Riot Street Humpers!
Most of the pictures from the Vancouver riots looked like the apocalypse co-conducted by the Juggalos and Beavis and Butthead, but there was a beautiful flower in the trash heap of fiery stupid. I’m talking about the picture of two young lovers getting their dry fuck on in the middle of chaos. There was a rumor that the picture was completely staged, but Australian comedian/bartender Scott Jones and his Canadian student girlfriend Alex Thomas say it was completely natural. They also say they weren’t doing public ho shit. Scott was just trying to comfort Alex after they were pushed down by police officers. During a video interview with CBCNews, Scott explains how 2011’s V-J Day Kiss came to be:
“They started beating us with the shields, like trying to get us to move. “We weren’t being aggressive towards [police] or anything like that. But eventually they passed over us. And that’s when we were on the ground. She was a bit hysterical afterwards, obviously, and I was just trying to calm her down.”
Scott isn’t telling no lies, because I know that nothing rocks my stressed nerves into calmness like a tongue in my mouth, a hard peen against my thigh, my ass cheeks kissing the air and man hands on my chest. Whether he was trying to soothe his girlfriend or purposely riot her mouth with his tongue, it works for me! To think, I’ve been trolling parks late at night for public dick when the real action is at riots!