Open Post: Hosted By Carlos Santana’s Sexy Mesh Shirt

June 17, 2011 / Posted by:

Sometimes the occasion just calls for one to dress like “Gaddafi as an International Male catalog model,” and to Carlos Santana Moscow’s Walk of Fame Ceremony (whatever that is) was that occasion. My mom’s favorite guitarist and the Manolo Blahnik of Jalisco gave Michael Lohnan’s gross mesh-swathed nipples a run for their everything by putting his sexy wares on display. Add a sports bra to Carlos’ ensemble and I guarantee you that’s what Madonna will wear to Kabbalah services tonight.

Personally, I can’t wait until I’m Carlos’ age and can start dressing like an off-duty pimp without a care in the world. You know you’ve entered the “Don’t Give A Fuck” phase of your life when you don’t even flinch after putting on a mesh shirt.

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