Friday, June 17th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Carlos Santana's Sexy Mesh Shirt
Sometimes the occasion just calls for one to dress like "Gaddafi as an International Male catalog model," and to Carlos Santana Moscow's Walk of Fame Ceremony (whatever that is) was that occasion. My mom's favorite guitarist and the Manolo Blahnik of Jalisco gave Michael Lohnan's gross mesh-swathed nipples a run for their everything by putting his sexy wares on display. Add a sports bra to Carlos' ensemble and I guarantee you that's what Madonna will wear to Kabbalah services tonight.
Personally, I can't wait until I'm Carlos' age and can start dressing like an off-duty pimp without a care in the world. You know you've entered the "Don't Give A Fuck" phase of your life when you don't even flinch after putting on a mesh shirt.
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I wish he would zip his Ed Hardy jacket.
I'd pay good money to see that.
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Hey Centy! How have you been?
What's the latest on the house/apartment hunting front?
Anyone here for motorboat requests?!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:42pm.
You could try breast-stroking in the bath! Dim the lights, plug in a few fancy Glade air fresheners, put on some Barry White.
I'm down with stroking breasts in the bath. Barry White is a tad tacky.
Any more riots today?
From being brilliantly mescalined-out at Woodstock to, 40-some years later, a sadly attired late-middle-aged guy.
You're welcome, Bjork and welcome to the forum
I enjoy coming back daily to see your thoughts. I have your page bookmarked on my daily read list!
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I left Bjork some lovely avie pics. I hope she uses one of them----->
Bjork came into the forum, I even made cookies. She made it out alive... of course she had to have a tetanus shot, but whaddaya going to do? :)
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Just stopping by...I can't believe any guy would wear a mesh shirt.
*back to FB*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:24pm.
Jazz, glad you are well! We miss you on FB!
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Yeah, I miss it too, but my life is a bit saner without it.
Jose says to ignore forum trolls so that is what I'm going to do
Chloroform, anybody?
Forum H8ters gonna hate, huh?
Chloroform, anybody?
Nite, beautiful people!! I m worn the fuck out today, i ll clock out early.. Enjoy your weekend!!
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Its not fine it's a mess like you and your fucking forehead.
i dont know whether to spit at it, or order food from it!
Jazz, glad you are well! We miss you on FB!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Hey you bitch Casey Anthony, it was funny before but now you crossed the line with your chloroform joke.
How would you like it if someone did that to you with your horse face and your weirdly-shaped ass.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:10pm.
Well, that does suck. I was kinda thinking more like instant wave pool.
*puts away water proof matches and offers UBF another Gas-X and Miller Lite*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:14pm.
WAITAFUCKINGMINUTE.........JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Where the hell have you been??????????? I've been having to send my nudez to Jacko!!!!
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Hiya! Yeah, I've been hanging really low because of buzyness. All kinds of poo-poo going on in my life. Nothing bad, just lots of it.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 8:11pm.
UBF is AWESOME and I lurve her!!! Ok, nighty night kids! Have fun!!!!
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NOOOOOO!!!!
*hit in the face by Leenie's bedroom door*
WAITAFUCKINGMINUTE.........JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Where the hell have you been??????????? I've been having to send my nudez to Jacko!!!!
*Just a joke freaks, just a joke*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
carlos gets a pass cause hes awesome
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
UBF is AWESOME and I lurve her!!! Ok, nighty night kids! Have fun!!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
He looks like he got fashion advice from ACDC...
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
*kisses, hugs*
How's everyone? I'm having a verrrryyyy slow night. Maybe early to bed.
LMFAO, Cliffy, i wish that shit had propelled me somewhere, i was floating around like a fucking buoy.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
So tired tonight. Kinda sucks especially on a Friday night.
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Yeah, Fuck it.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:57pm.
Hey Leenie,
Glad you've been busy, that's a very good thing. At the moment I'm trying to resist the jet propulsion visual of UBF in a pool and not comment on it...
What up, CliffY??
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Sorry to disappoint asshole but it was an accident.
Chloroform, anybody?
Sugah, you is a jellis hater
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:32pm.
*ponders*
Yeah, I'm a little off but, mostly normal.
lol grill why yo' motoboats sooo slobbery!?
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that count.
Gosh, another lawyer? The forum people are right.
Chloroform, anybody?
Joe, it does, but I love it. Any good cases??
*motorboats SFRB*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Casey Anthony does this sound familiar?
"WAKE UP YOU LITTLE CUNT!!!!"
NOOO UBF! Resist the charm! It's not written yet!
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that count.
Ha, SFRB. Your Penis Avie is just in time. Today it showed that the better half is out of the house and i m penis deprived. I let a pestcontrol guy talk me into a one year contract, just because he was goodlooking.
*cries while writing a check*
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:41pm.
Joe, just traveling and training. SSDD. Haven't see you there lately either, missy!!!!
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I'm kinda jelly you get to travel, but I suppose you must get tired of it? I've had a lot of court lately, so I come home and collapse. Literally.
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"It was a disaster. She was on stage with her arms folded and a face like a slapped bottom"
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:33pm.
Awww, I never get to do any motorboating. The nearest lake is hours away.
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You could try breast-stroking in the bath! Dim the lights, plug in a few fancy Glade air fresheners, put on some Barry White.
It could work!
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"It was a disaster. She was on stage with her arms folded and a face like a slapped bottom"
Joe, just traveling and training. SSDD. Haven't see you there lately either, missy!!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
HOLA UBF love you and your pedos! (pethos is kinda how it's pronounced - Spanish for farts!)
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Submitted by Anon PrimatePussy:
I hate all of you ignorant, judgemental, hypersensitive people. My opinion is all that matters and all of you are wrong. My opinions and thoughts are the only ones that count.
*hands ice cold Miller Lite to mah UBF*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 06/17/2011 - 7:32pm.
Joe! I'm just popping in to say hi to the normal peeps. I'm exhausted. How are you?????
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Leenie, I'm great. Have you been away? You seem to have been missing on fb. (More ginge behbeh for me...*ebil cackle*)
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"It was a disaster. She was on stage with her arms folded and a face like a slapped bottom"
Casey Anthony you are my kinda gal. Come here and stroke my weener you hot MILF... Oh wait...
Awww, I never get to do any motorboating. The nearest lake is hours away.
I feel like dying. For 2 hours i had to try not to fart while taking the boys swimming. My stomach is the size of a Watermelon.... GAS X. Like stat..
I ll take a beer, if anyone has one ;-)
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Joe! I'm just popping in to say hi to the normal peeps. I'm exhausted. How are you?????
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Joe! I'm just popping in to say hi to the normal peeps. I'm exhausted. How are you?????
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid