The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 16th!

June 17, 2011 / Posted by:

(shouts into cell phone) “No, I said I wanted a princess and two WHORES!” Lousy escort service customer service! – Furry-Hunk-Of-Man-Beef

Runners-up:

…we’re gonna need more pixels for the horse-cocks. – Provolone

“Neigh means NEIGH!” – El Bastardo

Kim Kardassian’s 16th birthday was wildly disappointing when her parents didn’t quite understand her request for two black stallions. – TFBuckFutter

via Break.com

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