Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 17, 2011 / Posted by:

This sexy reality star has NO CLUE that her boyfriend of less than a year recently knocked up another woman.! What’s worse, the brunette beauty and her hunky beau are desperately trying to have a baby of their own! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

If it is Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian (?) then I fully expect that when that child is born, Kris Jenner will sweep in and hand the mama a cashiers check in exchange for the baby. Then she’ll dip the baby in a Kardashian Kleanse (a mixture of bronzer, the happy giddy tears of Ryan Gaycrest and liquid soulicide [it’s like spermicide but kills souls instead]), stuff its butt cheeks with implants the size of its head and pass it off as Kim’s!

You want to know how spoiled celebrities are? Every morning when he goes to the gym and opens up his locker, he expects to find inside a vacuum sealed package containing a set of clean workout clothes. He leaves the used clothes inside the locker after the training session. An employee is then required to come to the gym later and replace the dirty items with a fresh vacuum pack option for the next day. The clothes have to be vacuum packed. They can’t just be laundered and folded and placed gently on the shelf. And in LA, for the stars, a request like this is considered commonplace. (Lainey Gossip)

Howie Mandel? Maybe he just has a major Space Bag fetish? Speaking of, what would happen if you stuck your dick in a Space Bag and tried to seal it? Hmmm…

This primarily television actress was probably up to a B a few years ago, but has since dropped down to C. This happens when you disappear from the public eye. Never really catching on, she has a new series starting in the fall, but producers are thinking of replacing her as the star with someone more publicity friendly. The reason? The show is so difficult to get into they need someone who will come make people watch for a few weeks. (CDAN)

Debra Messing in Smash (probably not)?

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