Bethanie Mattek-Sands Is Definitely A Woman Who Loves Balls On Her Body

June 17, 2011 / Posted by:

One would expect nothing less from a woman who has anointed herself as “The Lady Gaga of Tennis.” 26-year-old tennis player Bethanie Mattek-Sands glided into a pre-Wimbledon party in London last night wearing a dress made for her by one of Caca’s designers using neon fuckery, butchered tennis balls and Seventh Generation coffee filters. This is what you would call tennis ball machine bukkake. I love it. But I’m only making that declaration because Bethanie looks like she’s being attacked by giant leach Peeps.

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