When trash is acting like trash, I call them trash. But when trash is acting like trash, my mother calls them uneducated. That is her “insult” for everything and everybody. A woman cuts her off as she’s trying to get on the freeway and she’ll say, “That woman is so uneducated!” A Verizon customer service rep will bring the bitch on her and she’ll tell me, “They need to get more education!” A dog will break into her backyard and piss on her fruit tree and she’ll say, “Education! That dog needs some.” It makes no sense, but you can use it for everything. Your dude doesn’t pull out in time: “Get some education, please!” The bartender cuts you off and calls you a cab: “Go enroll in a place where you can get education!” Etc.. etc… Which leads me to the clip above….
The woman with the soul-killing, irritating job interview voice was talking some filth into her cell phone on a Metro North train in New York when the conductor told her to change the NC-17 rating on her phone call to rated G. Basically, the conductor told her to stop talking like a nasty trash mouth (aka like yours truly and Dlisted commenters). The chick was so appalled and offended that the conductor would accuse her of dropping fuck bombs since she’s a highly educated scholar with degrees from several prestigious universities and shit.
Yes, she pulled the “I’M EDUCATED” card! Come on now. Degrees and diplomas do not matter on the streets (except for one from Barbizon). If you’re a preschool dropout or have a PhD from Oxford, you should already know that if you act like asshole in a public place, someone is going to call your ass out on your assholery. And your degrees aren’t going to save you. Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
This verbal tussle didn’t end in a spaghetti massacre or with a little ass brat getting pepper sprayed in the face by a queen (my favorite still). It simply ended with Professor Doctor Educated once again declaring to everyone how educated she is! Ha.
And my mom thinks she STILL needs more education.
via Best Week Ever