Rebecca Black Takes Back "Friday"
If you need to know which day comes after Saturday then you'll have to do it analog style by checking your damn desk calendar, because Rebecca Black has pulled the bloody scab that is "Friday" off of YouTube. TMZ says that the reason is because Ark Music Factory, the Illuminati child pop star factory that produced the video, and Rebecca are fighting to the death over the rights to that mess (there's nobody root for here).
On Monday, Ark tried to charge hos $2.99 to watch "Friday" and that's what forced Rebecca to take it off of YouTube. Rebecca's lawyer said this shit:
"We can confirm that we submitted a Take Down Notice to YouTube as a result of the dispute we have with Ark Music regarding the 'Friday' video."
Don't worry! You can still prove that you hate yourself by downloading it on iTunes! Or you can just wait until you get to the underworld, because I'm pretty sure "Friday" is what the farts of Satan's minions sound like.
Oh, well. At least we'll always Vagina Ain't Handicapped!