Jennifer Manastealin & Justin Theroux Aren’t Wasting Any Time

June 16, 2011 / Posted by:

As Heidi Bivens visits a shaman/matchmaker to try to shake off the FOREVER ALONE curse that was passed on to her by Jennifer Aniston after Justin Theroux dropped her, her ex-boyfriend and Maddox’s nemesis have moved in together. UsWeekly reports that Jennifer Manastealin has cleared out some space in her Cabbage Patch Doll’s closet to make room for Justin Theroux’s shit.

A source says that even though they’ve been dating for a few weeks, she’s already calling him her boyfriend and they’re living together at her house in L.A. AND Life & Style is reporting that Jen and Justin are playing a fast forward game of Life by adopting a puppy friend together.

Norman, Jen’s BFF and the best lonely tear licker a spinster could ask for, went to doggy dog heaven earlier this year and now she’s ready to add a new member to her canine family. The source says that Justin is into it, because he’s all set to settle down and start a family.

Who cares if Justin was sharing a tube of toothpaste with his longtime girlfriend only a couple of months ago! Who cares if Justin will probably do to Aniston what Brenda did to him on Six Feet Under! This is Jennifer’s time! After years of whispering sweet nothings into her body pillow, she has finally found something that will whisper back to her instead of spitting out hypoallergenic stuffing.

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