The answer: ELLIE GOULDING!
Okay, you’re most likely still wearing the same shade of WHAT? on your face. Ellie Goulding is a British singer who yodeled Prince William and Duchess Kate into marriage at their royal wedding reception and now she’s the trick who got bucked off a Segway and ate sand with her ass in Miami. The only time I like Segways is when a bitch falls off of one.
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