The Edge Of Boring

June 16, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s Lady Gaga and Clarence Clemons of the E Street Band (Try the Jello, Clarence!) in her new video for “Edge of Glory,” which is completely free of bible pirates, skin aliens and all other kinds of theatrical fuckery. It’s just Caca, Clarence, gothic clown makeup, Nomi Malone’s re-purposed Versayce dress, the set of Sesame Street and a whole lot of nothing.

Part of this shit is like a Cher video WITHOUT Cher and the other part is just Caca fucking on the fire escape like Vivian from Pretty Woman on the wrong kind of Ecstasy. I seriously kept waiting for Pearl from 227 to pop her head out of the window and scream at Caca to take her sloppy hussy ass off her stoop!

On a positive note, there’s no need for you to take that Universal Studios tour this summer because Caca pretty much gave it to you!

Tags: Lady Gaga

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